Don't mess with Mrs. Butterworth.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
She knows all the ancient Chinese secrets.
I would like a Hydrox cookie.
The original creme-filled chocolate cookie! Very good!
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
This one time at Ayn Rand camp...
Whole Foods presents... Yellow Fever!
Tic-Tac-Toe would be much more interesting if ticks, tacks and toes were used.
As god as my witness, I thought badgers could swim.
Winnie the Poo... silly old bear, or the ultimate asshole?
"Today there will be blasting in this area. Please come closer."
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
For the price of an unlimited calling plan, certain restrictions apply I can always turn to you
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Something something something has got to go!
The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war!!!
...and what is that good for?
Frogmen of the Serengeti
User: Can you tell me when job X is scheduled in cron?
Me: 8AM daily
User: Sunday and Monday?