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[#] Thu Apr 19 2018 15:19:36 EDT from ****

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Don't mess with Mrs. Butterworth.



[#] Fri Apr 20 2018 07:51:24 EDT from ****

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It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

[#] Fri Apr 20 2018 10:01:09 EDT from ****

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She knows all the ancient Chinese secrets.



[#] Mon Apr 23 2018 15:41:16 EDT from ****

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I would like a Hydrox cookie.

The original creme-filled chocolate cookie! Very good!

[#] Wed Apr 25 2018 19:03:00 EDT from ****

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Heavens to Murgatroyd!



[#] Thu Apr 26 2018 18:45:02 EDT from ****

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This one time at Ayn Rand camp...



[#] Mon Apr 30 2018 06:17:00 EDT from ****

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Whole Foods presents... Yellow Fever!

[#] Wed May 02 2018 10:11:41 EDT from ****

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Tic-Tac-Toe would be much more interesting if ticks, tacks and toes were used.



[#] Mon May 07 2018 19:15:29 EDT from ****

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As god as my witness, I thought badgers could swim.



[#] Thu May 10 2018 14:19:29 EDT from ****

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Winnie the Poo... silly old bear, or the ultimate asshole?

[#] Fri May 11 2018 09:47:02 EDT from ****

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"Today there will be blasting in this area. Please come closer."

[#] Thu May 17 2018 20:15:12 EDT from ****

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Smeg



[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 11:09:55 EDT from ****

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Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
867-5309
For the price of an unlimited calling plan, certain restrictions apply I can always turn to you
867-5309

Doesn't have the same ring to it. 



[#] Tue Aug 21 2018 10:42:50 EDT from ****

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 Hey! Hey! 
 Ho! Ho!
 Something something something has got to go!



[#] Wed Aug 22 2018 16:01:27 EDT from ****

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We don't need no water, let the mother Hee-Haw burn. Burn, mother Hee-Haw, burn.

[#] Thu Aug 23 2018 11:42:42 EDT from ****

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The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war!!!



[#] Thu Aug 23 2018 20:29:34 EDT from ****

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...and what is that good for?



[#] Mon Aug 27 2018 10:38:58 EDT from ****

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Audiological bombardment of the worst kind.

[#] Wed Aug 29 2018 12:23:30 EDT from ****

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Frogmen of the Serengeti

[#] Wed Aug 29 2018 15:39:05 EDT from ****

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User: Can you tell me when job X is scheduled in cron?

Me: 8AM daily

User: Sunday and Monday?

Me: Daily



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