Don't mess with Mrs. Butterworth.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
She knows all the ancient Chinese secrets.
I would like a Hydrox cookie.
The original creme-filled chocolate cookie! Very good!
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
This one time at Ayn Rand camp...
Whole Foods presents... Yellow Fever!
Tic-Tac-Toe would be much more interesting if ticks, tacks and toes were used.
As god as my witness, I thought badgers could swim.
Winnie the Poo... silly old bear, or the ultimate asshole?
"Today there will be blasting in this area. Please come closer."
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
For the price of an unlimited calling plan, certain restrictions apply I can always turn to you
Doesn't have the same ring to it.