[#] Thu Apr 19 2018 15:19:36 EDT from ****
Don't mess with Mrs. Butterworth.
[#] Fri Apr 20 2018 07:51:24 EDT from ****
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
[#] Fri Apr 20 2018 10:01:09 EDT from ****
She knows all the ancient Chinese secrets.
[#] Mon Apr 23 2018 15:41:16 EDT from ****
I would like a Hydrox cookie.
The original creme-filled chocolate cookie! Very good!
[#] Wed Apr 25 2018 19:03:00 EDT from ****
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
[#] Thu Apr 26 2018 18:45:02 EDT from ****
This one time at Ayn Rand camp...
[#] Mon Apr 30 2018 06:17:00 EDT from ****
Whole Foods presents... Yellow Fever!
[#] Wed May 02 2018 10:11:41 EDT from ****
Tic-Tac-Toe would be much more interesting if ticks, tacks and toes were used.
[#] Mon May 07 2018 19:15:29 EDT from ****
As god as my witness, I thought badgers could swim.
[#] Thu May 10 2018 14:19:29 EDT from ****
Winnie the Poo... silly old bear, or the ultimate asshole?
[#] Fri May 11 2018 09:47:02 EDT from ****
"Today there will be blasting in this area. Please come closer."
[#] Thu May 17 2018 20:15:12 EDT from ****
[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 11:09:55 EDT from ****
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
For the price of an unlimited calling plan, certain restrictions apply I can always turn to you
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
[#] Tue Aug 21 2018 10:42:50 EDT from ****
Something something something has got to go!
[#] Wed Aug 22 2018 16:01:27 EDT from ****
We don't need no water, let the mother Hee-Haw burn. Burn, mother Hee-Haw, burn.
[#] Thu Aug 23 2018 11:42:42 EDT from ****
The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war!!!
[#] Thu Aug 23 2018 20:29:34 EDT from ****
...and what is that good for?
[#] Mon Aug 27 2018 10:38:58 EDT from ****
Audiological bombardment of the worst kind.
[#] Wed Aug 29 2018 12:23:30 EDT from ****
Frogmen of the Serengeti
[#] Wed Aug 29 2018 15:39:05 EDT from ****
User: Can you tell me when job X is scheduled in cron?
Me: 8AM daily
User: Sunday and Monday?