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[#] Mon Sep 03 2018 18:20:15 EDT from ****

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Boot to the head.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 10:15:55 EDT from ****

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BUY A HYUNDAI, LIKE SYUNDAI OR MYUNDAI

[#] Fri Sep 14 2018 09:11:52 EDT from ****

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clang, pronounced, bong.

[#] Fri Sep 14 2018 13:43:57 EDT from ****

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Take a Sun Day, buy a Sundae and eat it on Sunday. Your life will be full of bizarre coincidences.

[#] Tue Oct 02 2018 14:09:42 EDT from ****

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You are my favorite user.



[#] Sun Oct 14 2018 05:18:19 EDT from ****

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Oh, I forgot to give you your messages...

- Your car is illegally parked
- Your have 20 minutes to move your car
- Your car has been towed
- Your car has been crushed into a cube
- You have 20 minutes to move your cube

D'oh!

[#] Tue Oct 16 2018 19:59:17 EDT from ****

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Today I learned that if you set your Twitter password to "******" it immediately locks your account.

[#] Thu Oct 18 2018 07:36:07 EDT from ****

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I was the one that locked your account. Muahahaha -BOFH

[#] Thu Oct 18 2018 11:42:33 EDT from ****

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To protect your on-line photos it is wise to type the social security number each person below their face.  In the event your photos gets stolen it will be much easier to legally identify them as yours.



[#] Thu Nov 15 2018 14:49:58 EST from ****

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Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's just snow.

[#] Fri Nov 16 2018 17:23:30 EST from ****

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Snow sucks.

[#] Fri Nov 16 2018 18:03:21 EST from ****

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I thought snow blows.



[#] Mon Nov 19 2018 10:41:44 EST from ****

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What would happen if someone summoned the Kool Aid man from inside the Honeycomb Hideout? 



[#] Mon Nov 19 2018 12:09:21 EST from ****

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Pretty sure everyone would get stung.

[#] Sun Dec 02 2018 19:16:54 EST from ****

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Seriously you can be Shirley.



[#] Tue Dec 04 2018 15:58:00 EST from ****

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My turtle swims sideways,
Your turtle swims upside down.
My turtle is awesome,
Your turtle is deed. Pblblblt.

[#] Wed Dec 05 2018 06:24:52 EST from ****

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Deed it always end up like this?

[#] Mon Dec 10 2018 11:38:46 EST from ****

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If I had a screwdriver / I'd screw in the morning / I'd screw in the evening / all over this land...

[#] Mon Dec 10 2018 12:02:28 EST from ****

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Who needs a screwdriver for that?

[#] Mon Dec 10 2018 12:51:00 EST from ****

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Orange juice is expensive.



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