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[#] Sun Jul 07 2019 22:10:32 EDT from ****

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BOOTSY JUNIOR!

[#] Fri Jul 26 2019 06:25:32 EDT from ****

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Junior Bootsies 



[#] Wed Aug 07 2019 16:06:08 EDT from ****

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Tonight's activities have been canceled because they were LAME!

[#] Thu Sep 12 2019 22:32:18 EDT from ****

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We just told you they were canceled because you are lame.



[#] Fri Sep 13 2019 10:27:13 EDT from ****

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If he is lame, no problem! Just get a cane and move on with your life! :P

[#] Fri Oct 25 2019 19:10:45 EDT from ****

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make love, not furniture
and kiss princes
and make them turn into anarchists


[#] Mon Nov 04 2019 21:40:21 EST from ****

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Camptown ladies sing this song...



[#] Mon Nov 11 2019 13:54:55 EST from ****

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White Punks on Dope



[#] Tue Nov 19 2019 13:15:51 EST from ****

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Neil Young is now Neil Old. And he acts like it!

[#] Thu Jan 09 2020 10:29:51 EST from ****

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Remember that time that thing happened?



[#] Sat Jan 18 2020 21:49:23 EST from ****

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A wish sandwich is when you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.



[#] Wed Jan 22 2020 16:12:13 EST from ****

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I got lost i nthe pettifog.

[#] Fri Jan 24 2020 20:04:51 EST from ****

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Early to bed, early to rise; drive thru the drive-thru and get me some fries

[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 02:44:24 EST from ****

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It is impossible to make a vegan sausage. 



[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 06:38:50 EST from ****

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Sun Jan 26 2020 02:44:24 EST from ***

It is impossible to make a vegan sausage. 



what's the problem? just run some vegans through the meat grinder and you're good.



[#] Thu Jan 30 2020 11:14:01 EST from ****

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"Nappy Headed Hoes"



[#] Fri Feb 14 2020 15:50:41 EST from ****

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I just had a giant shit. Now when I walk by people wonder, "Where did that Whiff of Ass(tm) come from?"

[#] Sat Feb 29 2020 09:54:39 EST from ****

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Please join your local
FIGHT FOR FEBRUARY 
an effort to change the calendar so February has at least 30 days in it's month. 



[#] Mon Mar 16 2020 18:30:29 EDT from ****

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Well that failed, didn't it.



[#] Wed Mar 18 2020 08:07:46 EDT from ****

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Remember, if you can't find hand sanitizer and you can't wash your hands, you can still lick your hands clean.
Your mother probably spit in a paper towel to wash your face when you were younger, cats use their saliva to clean themselves.  Saliva contains natural cleansers. 

If you see a stranger in public with the sniffles, lick them to help kill off any germs or virus. 

 



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