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Wed Feb 19 2020 06:59:45 AM EST from zooer @ UncensoredHere is a pro tip to anyone taking a flight in the next few weeks.
Casually mention to the people next to you that you have been stuck on a flight with a bunch of Chinese tourists.
Mention that the air was so dry in the cabin everyone was coughing and how that air gets circulated.
Fake a loud nasty hacking cough into your hands, snuffle a few times, say "woa, that doesn't feel right" and then rub the arm rest back and forth a few times. BAM! you have control of the arm rest for the remainder of the flight.
A month and a half later and you would be arrested for domestic terrorism for doing that.
Mon Mar 30 2020 11:13:29 AM EDT from mm9 @ UncensoredSlovakia here. thx
Oh wow! Slovakia is my favorite country that shares a northern border with Hungry!
Mention that the air was so dry in the cabin everyone was coughing
and how that air gets circulated.
Funny thing about that. The air on a commercial flight actually does not get circulated. The air coming out if the vents is outside air, pressurized by the jet engines. It has plenty of oxygen and is perfectly breathable once pressurized.
This is not to say, of course, that being packed in with lots of other people during a plague is a good idea.