Wed Feb 19 2020 06:59:45 AM EST from zooer @ Uncensored

Here is a pro tip to anyone taking a flight in the next few weeks.

Casually mention to the people next to you that you have been stuck on a flight with a bunch of Chinese tourists.  

Mention that the air was so dry in the cabin everyone was coughing and how that air gets circulated.

Fake a loud nasty hacking cough into your hands, snuffle a few times, say "woa, that doesn't feel right" and then rub the arm rest back and forth a few times.  BAM! you have control of the arm rest for the remainder of the flight.  

A month and a half later and you would be arrested for domestic terrorism for doing that.

Mon Mar 30 2020 11:13:29 AM EDT from mm9 @ Uncensored

Slovakia here. thx

Oh wow!  Slovakia is my favorite country that shares a northern border with Hungry!