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Pixies With Mullets
(posted because Spinn doesn't like it ... and he ought to turn over the domain to us)
But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense.
The Harvard Bridge is 364.4 smoots.
I *know* how many licks it takes for *you* to get to the center of a tootsie-pop.
The cheddar is sharp with this one.
This that and the other thing.
Oh is that you? No wonder I couldn't feel it.
less is more, more-or-less.
You warm sincere people will this story funny...
The best part is where the university will be holding safe driving lessons in his memory.