Thirst in a glass! ;)
Right - lets spend the kity here!! <rumages in the glass, pulling out IOU's and pocket fluff> OK a glass of the best house water for each of you tight fists!!!!
<finds a thousand dollar bill in the glass :D and orders each (friend of Citadel) person in the bar their favourite drink (3 cokes , 5 milkshakes and 3 cups of coffee all with a shot of vodka --- coming up )
Any friend of Citadel is a friend of mo, and any friend of mo is a friend of mine. Just because.
And I suspect the pub culture on your side of the pond is a lot better than ours.