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[#] Sat Mar 01 2014 15:59:11 EST from mo

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Ah! Tis cosy here (real wood beam and post ceilings, a polished mahogony (?) bar and glasses hung above. Massive brass-topped beer taps, each it's own brand-name at the base (GNU-bru, Colt42, Green-Seamen , and  Watkins Red Barrel :P ).  A few customers sit in the shadows, at their tables, sipping drinks and quietly talking. The bar is empty. No one in-front or behind. ) "hello!" 

"Any chance of a drink out here?"



[#] Sat Mar 01 2014 18:27:35 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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IG pulls the chain marked "emergency safety shower" , dousing mo and the surrounding area with an all-at-once dump of 100 gallons of water. Because if mo was thirsty it was probably because of a chemical burn.

Anything else? :)

[#] Sat Mar 01 2014 18:46:08 EST from mo

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(This is surreal! This happen to a guy on a gameshow the other day.)


<shakes-water-form-hair> "Can i have a pint of Guinness please!" :)

[#] Sat Mar 01 2014 18:47:40 EST from mo

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Make that two! can i have them in glasses this time? :)

[#] Sun Mar 02 2014 09:01:11 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Two pints slide all the way down the bar, stopping on a dime at their intended location.

Good thing you put a dime there.

[#] Sun Mar 02 2014 12:15:24 EST from mo

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Takes out a crispy new note (enough to buy drinks) in a flash loosly folds into an aeroplane (jeez i love English! :P) . The aeroplane glides, comes in to land and smoothly unfolds infront of the mystery barperson. 


[#] Sun Mar 02 2014 15:05:19 EST from mo

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Wonders off to look at the pictures of sailing ships along the wall: "Oh there's a dart board!" B)

Outside the city rushes by, as i belch again, under my breath.  Wonder back to bar after losing at darts, and ask for another drink, a short this time.







[#] Mon Mar 03 2014 15:49:49 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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so ... no one else is going to play with us ? :(

[#] Mon Mar 03 2014 16:51:42 EST from wizard of aahz

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You're all shorts compared to me.

[#] Tue Mar 04 2014 14:18:36 EST from LoanShark

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*throws peanuts at aahz*

Oh wait, wrong bar. Sorry.

[#] Tue Mar 04 2014 17:04:58 EST from zooer

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Fun bar fact of the day:

Never eat the popcorn or snacks on the bar. People tend not to wash their hands when they go to the bathroom,
then they stick their unwashed hands in the snacks. You are eating urine, flakes of genital skin and genital
sweat along with the snack.

[#] Tue Mar 04 2014 18:35:40 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Hey, some people are into that sort of thing.

<< passes out individual bowls of freshly popped popcorn >>

...but I'm not.

[#] Tue Mar 04 2014 19:18:55 EST from wizard of aahz

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Oh yum...

[#] Wed Mar 05 2014 00:25:15 EST from ax25

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My wife calls it pee-corn.  Anybody have a spare packet of crisps?

[#] Wed Mar 05 2014 07:39:19 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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If you drink enough, the alcohol will kill any buggies that are hanging out on the snacks.

But it would be better to just serve the snacks in bowls made out of Cobalt-60.
It kills the buggies rather quickly.

It also kills everyone else, but by the time symptoms set in your enjoyable evening at the bar would have concluded quite some time ago. Drink up and enjoy, everyone!

[#] Thu Mar 06 2014 14:57:05 EST from Shazam

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I need a drink, please.

Mo, come play darts with me and tell me how you did that cute trick with the flying money. That was neat.

[#] Thu Mar 13 2014 09:26:06 EDT from mo

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Hi Shazam, what you having then? 


Quick game of 'round the clock' maybe? :)


Well, it was all to do with the thermal dynamics. I have a pair of thermal trousers, yo know the breathable type and well they always inprove my game, and of course the practice, i started out on hats then little boats before i ventured to try aeroplanes, and of coure as my old father used to say ............ ........... ..........



[#] Thu Mar 13 2014 17:34:06 EDT from mo

Subject: Ting-a-ling-a ling! "LAST ORDERS PLEASE!"

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Omg! Last orders already!?

Right who wants a drink, now?

[#] Fri Mar 14 2014 07:38:09 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: Re: Ting-a-ling-a ling! "LAST ORDERS PLEASE!"

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Not to worry ... after last orders, the place "closes" but the next business day begins immediately afterwards. You don't even have to exit the premises.
Someone behind the bar turns a dial to switch from "Ship" to "Anchor." We don't really know what that actually does. Some folks have claimed they feel a tingling sensation but we suspect that has more to do with how much they've had to drink ... or perhaps because Shazam has been throwing darts at everyone.

[#] Fri Mar 14 2014 08:32:14 EDT from zombie fleeb

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- stumbles into the dial, switching it to Anchor -

- falls on the floor -


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