Ah! Tis cosy here (real wood beam and post ceilings, a polished mahogony (?) bar and glasses hung above. Massive brass-topped beer taps, each it's own brand-name at the base (GNU-bru, Colt42, Green-Seamen , and Watkins Red Barrel :P ). A few customers sit in the shadows, at their tables, sipping drinks and quietly talking. The bar is empty. No one in-front or behind. ) "hello!"
"Any chance of a drink out here?"
IG pulls the chain marked "emergency safety shower" , dousing mo and the surrounding area with an all-at-once dump of 100 gallons of water. Because if mo was thirsty it was probably because of a chemical burn.
Anything else? :)
(This is surreal! This happen to a guy on a gameshow the other day.)
<shakes-water-form-hair> "Can i have a pint of Guinness please!" :)
Make that two! can i have them in glasses this time? :)
Good thing you put a dime there.
Takes out a crispy new note (enough to buy drinks) in a flash loosly folds into an aeroplane (jeez i love English! :P) . The aeroplane glides, comes in to land and smoothly unfolds infront of the mystery barperson.
Wonders off to look at the pictures of sailing ships along the wall: "Oh there's a dart board!" B)
Outside the city rushes by, as i belch again, under my breath. Wonder back to bar after losing at darts, and ask for another drink, a short this time.
so ... no one else is going to play with us ? :(
*throws peanuts at aahz*
Oh wait, wrong bar. Sorry.
Never eat the popcorn or snacks on the bar. People tend not to wash their hands when they go to the bathroom,
then they stick their unwashed hands in the snacks. You are eating urine, flakes of genital skin and genital
sweat along with the snack.
<< passes out individual bowls of freshly popped popcorn >>
...but I'm not.
My wife calls it pee-corn. Anybody have a spare packet of crisps?
But it would be better to just serve the snacks in bowls made out of Cobalt-60.
It kills the buggies rather quickly.
It also kills everyone else, but by the time symptoms set in your enjoyable evening at the bar would have concluded quite some time ago. Drink up and enjoy, everyone!
Mo, come play darts with me and tell me how you did that cute trick with the flying money. That was neat.
Hi Shazam, what you having then?
Quick game of 'round the clock' maybe? :)
Well, it was all to do with the thermal dynamics. I have a pair of thermal trousers, yo know the breathable type and well they always inprove my game, and of course the practice, i started out on hats then little boats before i ventured to try aeroplanes, and of coure as my old father used to say ............ ........... ..........
Subject: Ting-a-ling-a ling! "LAST ORDERS PLEASE!"
Omg! Last orders already!?
Right who wants a drink, now?
Subject: Re: Ting-a-ling-a ling! "LAST ORDERS PLEASE!"
Someone behind the bar turns a dial to switch from "Ship" to "Anchor." We don't really know what that actually does. Some folks have claimed they feel a tingling sensation but we suspect that has more to do with how much they've had to drink ... or perhaps because Shazam has been throwing darts at everyone.
- stumbles into the dial, switching it to Anchor -
- falls on the floor -