Rule 4?   No old ladies after 8pm?

A very old woman winks at me, blows a kiss, and points her wrinkly finger in my direction. The wrinkly finger starts to beckon me !!

(Wizard of A:  wanna swap one decaying zombie for one wrinkly old lady?)

Yeah the old lady is the one with blue hair ;)

Just start throwing darts everywhere.  The ones who don't react to being hit with them, are already dead.

...anyone got a plaster?

Ahh you have 'plasterboard'! ;)  cool

I have been plasterboarded in the past.

Shall we sip sum, and get gypsum? :)

Band Aid? :/   (Sir Bob Geldof et.al)

No! No! This is the World Cup!  (like the World Series, but with the rest of the World ;) )

Group D opener in less than an hour !!

England  play at 23:00 GMT

U.S.A : Groups G! Gotta be playing soon!?

"Come on!  No bleeing allowed in the bar!! Thank you!!!!"

Actually, football (soccer ;) ) is the "Beautiful game", but i 'couldn't give a 'monkeys' * who wins :)

(* https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071004205349AArlY6j              the first is what we mean, the second is what is means (best i could find - and a bit rude, the third is not relevent in UK really (or most of the Elngish speaking world(working class)) as its a very well known old phrase))

Brass b&11s?

You just triggered the citadel profanity sensor toggle, not censored but sensored?

Crap... Need to change my login.

Ah ! Now i see the colour of your argument. I think therein lies(? :/ ) the footpath to rightitude. :)

I hope you don't think i'm talking codswallop here?