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[#] Tue May 27 2014 19:28:29 EDT from mo

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Rule 4?   No old ladies after 8pm?



[#] Wed May 28 2014 08:34:10 EDT from zombie fleeb

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*holds four decaying fingers up*

*looks at Aahz accusingly*

[#] Thu May 29 2014 14:49:03 EDT from wizard of aahz

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I hate it when that happens.

[#] Fri May 30 2014 02:33:21 EDT from mo

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A very old woman winks at me, blows a kiss, and points her wrinkly finger in my direction. The wrinkly finger starts to beckon me !!

 

(Wizard of A:  wanna swap one decaying zombie for one wrinkly old lady?)



[#] Fri May 30 2014 19:54:07 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Can you really tell them apart?

[#] Mon Jun 02 2014 17:56:26 EDT from mo

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Yeah the old lady is the one with blue hair ;)



[#] Sat Jun 07 2014 13:37:34 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Just start throwing darts everywhere.  The ones who don't react to being hit with them, are already dead.



[#] Sat Jun 07 2014 17:47:36 EDT from mo

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...anyone got a plaster?

 



[#] Sun Jun 08 2014 22:09:36 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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No but I've got a couple of sheets of drywall out back.

[#] Mon Jun 09 2014 15:48:34 EDT from mo

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Ahh you have 'plasterboard'! ;)  cool

 

 



[#] Wed Jun 11 2014 00:28:21 EDT from ax25

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I have been plasterboarded in the past.



[#] Wed Jun 11 2014 02:10:44 EDT from mo

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Shall we sip sum, and get gypsum? :)

 

 



[#] Wed Jun 11 2014 09:43:21 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I have been plasterboarded in the past.

Did you need a Band-Aid(tm) to stop the bleeding?

[#] Sat Jun 14 2014 14:31:38 EDT from mo

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Band Aid? :/   (Sir Bob Geldof et.al)

 

No! No! This is the World Cup!  (like the World Series, but with the rest of the World ;) )

 

Group D opener in less than an hour !!

England  play at 23:00 GMT

 

U.S.A : Groups G! Gotta be playing soon!?

 

"Come on!  No bleeing allowed in the bar!! Thank you!!!!"

 

 

Actually, football (soccer ;) ) is the "Beautiful game", but i 'couldn't give a 'monkeys' * who wins :)

 

(* https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071004205349AArlY6j              the first is what we mean, the second is what is means (best i could find - and a bit rude, the third is not relevent in UK really (or most of the Elngish speaking world(working class)) as its a very well known old phrase))

 

 



[#] Tue Jun 17 2014 01:00:49 EDT from ax25

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Brass b&11s?



[#] Tue Jun 17 2014 15:14:38 EDT from zooer

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The word "balls" is censored on uncensored?

[#] Wed Jun 18 2014 17:44:15 EDT from mo

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You just triggered the citadel profanity sensor toggle, not censored but sensored?

 

 



[#] Thu Jun 19 2014 00:25:05 EDT from ax25

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Crap... Need to change my login.



[#] Mon Jun 23 2014 14:02:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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You just triggered the citadel profanity sensor toggle, not censored
but sensored?

That's our policy. You can say anything you want but you'd damn well better spell it correctly.

[#] Fri Jun 27 2014 19:10:07 EDT from mo

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Ah ! Now i see the colour of your argument. I think therein lies(? :/ ) the footpath to rightitude. :)

I hope you don't think i'm talking codswallop here?

 



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