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[#] Fri May 06 2016 00:56:33 EDT from ax25

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I think the whole place smells like pine cones.  If I stand up, and take a whiff, I get that pine scent... Wait, where am I, in a forest or a bar?  I can hear the wind blowing, so I must be in a forest.



[#] Sun May 15 2016 09:17:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Naaah, it's just been cleaned, that's all. I really never liked Pine-Sol but that woman from the commercials is so charming I just couldn't resist letting her in to clean the whole place. It'll pass.

[#] Tue May 17 2016 10:11:43 EDT from wizard of aahz

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We really need a helicopter to crash from the top of the pub.


[#] Thu May 19 2016 08:26:10 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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...and land on who?

[#] Thu May 19 2016 15:58:26 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Oh there's a long list there

[#] Fri May 20 2016 13:52:24 EDT from LoanShark

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Superman will catch it.

[#] Wed May 25 2016 16:45:20 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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No, no, it needs to land on someone and squash them spectacularly.  Who is our Romano today?



[#] Sat May 28 2016 02:35:21 EDT from mo

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Wed May 25 2016 16:45:20 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

No, no, it needs to land on someone and squash them spectacularly.  Who is our Romano today?



Well! You seem to know what you're talking about here!?

<<buys everyone standing at the bar a drink!!>>

 

 



[#] Sat May 28 2016 12:11:39 EDT from zooer

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Sat May 28 2016 02:35:21 AM EDT from mo

 

Wed May 25 2016 16:45:20 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

No, no, it needs to land on someone and squash them spectacularly.  Who is our Romano today?

Well! You seem to know what you're talking about here!?

<<buys everyone standing at the bar a drink!!>>

 

zooer runs to the bar and stands next to it.

 

 

I'll have a water.



[#] Mon May 30 2016 18:04:28 EDT from mo

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Sat May 28 2016 12:11:39 EDT from zooer

 

Sat May 28 2016 02:35:21 AM EDT from mo

 

Wed May 25 2016 16:45:20 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

No, no, it needs to land on someone and squash them spectacularly.  Who is our Romano today?

Well! You seem to know what you're talking about here!?

<<buys everyone standing at the bar a drink!!>>

 

zooer runs to the bar and stands next to it.

 

 

I'll have a water.



With ice sir? 



[#] Thu Jun 02 2016 08:17:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Trick question!  Ice *is* water!  You can freeze anything!

I'll have a liquid nitrogen ... on the rocks!



[#] Thu Jun 02 2016 13:12:33 EDT from triLcat

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I'll have a fuzzy grasshopper on the beach, please.

 



[#] Tue Jun 14 2016 01:14:44 EDT from ax25

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Water? No way.  You will have a pint.  Aw, F it all.  You can have water Gary.



[#] Sat Jun 25 2016 00:41:21 EDT from ax25

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So how many £ for a pint today?



[#] Mon Jun 27 2016 09:04:42 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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They say "a pint's a pound the world around" but I don't think that's what they were referring to.



[#] Sat Jul 02 2016 02:20:30 EDT from mo

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It's Happy Hour!!!!

 

You just pay what your means will allow and your conscience will accept - just stuff it in the empty pint glass on the bar!

 



[#] Sat Jul 02 2016 10:18:03 EDT from zooer

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If you are properly drinking shouldn't all the pint glasses be empty?



[#] Fri Jul 15 2016 18:49:42 EDT from LoanShark

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4,749,681,999 bottles of beer on the wall...

[#] Tue Jul 26 2016 07:05:03 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Dammit you blew right through my 32 bit unsigned beer counter.

[#] Tue Jul 26 2016 13:29:16 EDT from LoanShark

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Two-to-the-thirty-second-power-minus-one bottles of beer on the wall...
Two-to-the-thirty-second-power-minus-one bottles of beer...

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