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[#] Sat Mar 12 2016 05:49:19 EST from LoanShark

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NEVER eat "HP sauce"; it's made by Carly Fiorina, and it tastes like a spent toner cartridge.

[#] Sat Mar 12 2016 09:53:49 EST from zooer

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You have tried both?



[#] Sun Mar 13 2016 04:48:26 EDT from LoanShark

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Just trying to get this room back on topic - off gastronomy, back onto absurdity.

[#] Sun Mar 13 2016 10:54:19 EDT from zooer

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Have you ever eaten HP sauce on a toner cartridge? 



[#] Sun Mar 13 2016 11:23:57 EDT from LoanShark

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I can neither confirm nor print that.

[#] Mon Mar 14 2016 01:20:06 EDT from ax25

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PC LOAD LETTER.



[#] Mon Mar 14 2016 07:46:59 EDT from LoanShark

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What the fuck does that mean?

[#] Mon Mar 14 2016 09:59:18 EDT from zooer

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[#] Mon Mar 14 2016 12:41:01 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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NEVER eat "HP sauce"; it's made by Carly Fiorina, and it tastes like a

spent toner cartridge.

Cthulu fans are probably familiar with the author HP Lovecraft. When I first heard the name it was in the 1990's, back when every Hewlett-Packard product had the word "Jet" in it, so I always changed it to "HP LoveJet"

Someone pointed out at the time that "HP LoveJet" sounded like a commercial grade sex toy.

[#] Mon Mar 14 2016 17:45:53 EDT from zooer

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That is because Penn Jillette invented something like that.

http://www.google.com/patents/US5920923#v=onepage&q&f=false  He calls it a Jill-Jet.

 



[#] Wed Mar 16 2016 09:57:34 EDT from LoanShark

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Certainly has a better ring to it than "Steely Dan"

[#] Sat Mar 19 2016 01:35:54 EDT from ax25

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Because Penn Jillette, the best a man can get:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDBf14qPsc



[#] Mon Mar 21 2016 16:58:57 EDT from mo

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Hey !  We're meant to be having a BBQ and getting slowly drunk here:- whats with the cerepy sci-fi and love toys, gimmy that, good honest bottle of  HP sauce!!

 



[#] Mon Mar 21 2016 23:17:21 EDT from ax25

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All I have is '57 and A1.



[#] Mon Mar 21 2016 23:18:09 EDT from ax25

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Not to be confused with the M1 (tank or roadway).



[#] Tue Mar 22 2016 19:49:35 EDT from zooer

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Sat Mar 19 2016 01:35:54 AM EDT from ax25

Because Penn Jillette, the best a man can get:

What the hell did I just watch a commercial for?  I kept waiting for the guy to cut himself or something to happen.



[#] Wed Mar 23 2016 01:43:16 EDT from ax25

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Because, uh, well, uh...  (ax25 drops to the floor, and passes out).



[#] Thu Mar 24 2016 08:46:44 EDT from mo

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Tue Mar 22 2016 19:49:35 EDT from zooer

 

Sat Mar 19 2016 01:35:54 AM EDT from ax25

Because Penn Jillette, the best a man can get:

What the hell did I just watch a commercial for?  I kept waiting for the guy to cut himself or something to happen.



hahahah! I'll bet those car commercials would be bearable if the things crashed and caught fire more often.

 

 



[#] Thu Mar 24 2016 10:28:58 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Exactly.  Because it ought to be:

"EXPLOSIONS - the best a man can get!"



[#] Tue May 03 2016 01:27:51 EDT from ax25

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Did I miss anything.  Damn, this floor smells like pine cones.



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