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[#] Wed Jul 10 2019 18:22:11 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Aahz is a sucker for bombshell babes in movies. It doesn't take much. I heard that his jaw dropped for Jessica Rabbit.

[#] Wed Jul 10 2019 20:17:24 EDT from wizard of aahz

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pppuuuuullllleeeeaaazzzeee EDDIE!!!


PATTY CAKE!?!?! OH NO! NOT PATTY CAKE!

[#] Thu Jul 11 2019 11:37:21 EDT from zooer

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You shouldn't hate her because she is beautiful. 



[#] Fri Jul 12 2019 08:50:24 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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She isn't bad, she's just drawn that way.

[#] Fri Jul 12 2019 10:17:25 EDT from fleeb

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Ah, yeah, Real Genius.

[#] Sun Aug 25 2019 18:02:22 EDT from zooer

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Public restroom, especially rest stops along highways.

Some have auto water, some do not, some have auto towels, some do not, some have auto soap some do not, it is never consistent.  I stopped at a rest stop in North Carolina, "Our bathrooms are fully automatic!"  LIES!  LIES LIES LIES!  The soap dispenser was manual.  I hate playing the guessing game in the bathroom.



[#] Mon Aug 26 2019 08:58:38 EDT from darknetuser

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Well, as a summer camp sign I once read says: "Real Men Piss in the Forest"

[#] Mon Aug 26 2019 09:32:15 EDT from zooer

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.... then they get caught, get arrested for exposure and are required to register as a class A sex offender. 



[#] Fri Sep 06 2019 07:08:59 EDT from zooer

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Lowes is putting out their Christmas stuff already.



[#] Tue Sep 10 2019 16:59:36 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I'll bet they're not. Unless you see a 30 foot tall light-up inflatable Jesus, what they're actually putting out is Stupidfest stuff.

[#] Tue Sep 10 2019 18:07:44 EDT from zooer

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That's the Christmas spirit.



[#] Wed Sep 11 2019 16:17:39 EDT from The Pope

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Bless you my son.



[#] Wed Sep 11 2019 17:14:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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2019-09-11 16:17 from The Pope
Bless you my son.

Fuck off, vicar of Satan.

[#] Wed Nov 06 2019 16:36:46 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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People are no damn good.

That is all.

[#] Mon Jan 06 2020 17:33:49 EST from darknetuser

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I am feeling very bad today.

My family life is a mess. I owe money to people nobody wants to owe the tiniest amount of money to. I am consistently failing at every goal I have in life. I have lots of contacts, but no real friends. The only people who bets for me is an ocean away.

I think the only reason why I don't blow my brains out is because I love my horses so much.

\end rant

[#] Tue Jan 07 2020 14:31:10 EST from Ragnar Danneskjold

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Well, that was a downer.

[#] Tue Jan 07 2020 20:07:03 EST from darknetuser

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I am a bit better today because I managed to make some important sales, which will bring me closer to paying my debts off.

Also because I have forced myself to work so much as to forget my problems for a while.

[#] Thu Jan 09 2020 17:10:30 EST from LoanShark

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That's it, I'm running for election as leader of @UKLabour. It's obvious that one does not actually need to be qualified for this position, so my American citizenship should not be an obstacle.

[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 02:46:03 EST from arabella

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Thu Jan 09 2020 05:10:30 PM EST from LoanShark

That's it, I'm running for election as leader of @UKLabour. It's obvious that one does not actually need to be qualified for this position, so my American citizenship should not be an obstacle.

Speaming as a member of @UKLabour, I'd vote for you. 



[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 02:46:48 EST from arabella

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Sun Jan 26 2020 02:46:03 AM EST from arabella

 

Thu Jan 09 2020 05:10:30 PM EST from LoanShark

That's it, I'm running for election as leader of @UKLabour. It's obvious that one does not actually need to be qualified for this position, so my American citizenship should not be an obstacle.

Speaming as a member of @UKLabour, I'd vote for you. 



Speaking**



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