Speak for yourself, fucko.
Where your messages can take days to reach its intended reader.
Google Play Music just sent an ALERT to my phone, to advise me that there is a new Barbra Streisand album available.
I hate her music, and I absolutely despise her as a person. Why does Google think I want to buy her album?!
They know.... they know.
I guess they're just following your passion. Even if it's passionate hatred.
When Bill Gates reveals his album of polka tunes, you'll be the first to know.
Bill Gates vs. Weird Al Yankovic in an accordion death match ... now that I'd pay good money to see.
(Gates is pre-disqualified because everyone knows he would cheat.)
I have no idea how one would kill someone with an accordion but it would be interesting to find out.
*ponders death by accordian*
I imagine that the sound of the accordion would conceal the screams of the victim.
Tue Jul 11 2017 01:13:59 PM EDT from kc5tjaWhen dropped from a sufficient height....
Consider a spherical accordion of uniform density...
Radiating music isotropically...
In a vacuum, no-one can hear you scream.
Google just set the new quarterly world record for lobbyist spending.
Google to train 10 million African software developers over the next 5 years...
Google recognizes Kenyan teenagers for their anti-genital mutilation app. (But I bet it's not unisex.)
Is this an app that's anti-genitals, and promotes their mutilation, or...?
Not sure how much training Africans require for software engineering. Many of them have practice in cybersecurity already. Mostly as the people you want to prevent getting into your system.