[#] Tue Dec 11 2018 09:58:46 EST from ****
This is a random statement.
[#] Fri Dec 14 2018 03:57:32 EST from ****
Peatnut butter makes not for a good social lubricant.
[#] Sun Dec 23 2018 19:47:26 EST from ****
An idea is a precious thing. Criticize people, not ideas.
[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 10:31:33 EST from ****
That is the dumbest people I've ever heard. That just doesn't have the same ring.
[#] Mon Dec 31 2018 19:50:20 EST from ****
What the world needs now is another Adam and the Ants album.
[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 10:19:44 EST from ****
We should all turn Japanese at work.
[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 09:48:26 EST from ****
The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace...It failed.
But in the year of the Shadow War, it be came something else:
Our last, best hope...for victory.
[#] Mon Jan 07 2019 10:39:15 EST from ****
[#] Thu Jan 10 2019 10:00:28 EST from ****
When your belly and your hips are the same size, belts stop working.
[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 14:58:28 EST from ****
The next meeting where I am asked if someting is possible, I will simply retort, "I am the lizard king, I can do anything."
[#] Thu Feb 28 2019 09:46:25 EST from ****
This product has been known in the state of cancer to cause California.
[#] Thu Feb 28 2019 16:36:31 EST from ****
California has been known to cause cancer in the United States.
[#] Mon Mar 04 2019 15:53:07 EST from ****
California *is* cancer in the United States.
[#] Thu Mar 07 2019 13:01:20 EST from ****
Cauliflower creates fart blossoms.
[#] Fri Mar 15 2019 15:12:29 EDT from ****
But what creates cauliflower?
[#] Wed May 15 2019 09:14:54 EDT from ****
Is it made with Cauli flour?
[#] Tue May 21 2019 07:13:01 EDT from ****
[#] Wed May 22 2019 16:05:22 EDT from ****
HOCUS POCUS DOMI NOCUS
[#] Mon Jul 01 2019 21:36:36 EDT from ****
SUCON IMOD SUCOP SUCOH
[#] Sat Jul 06 2019 21:36:56 EDT from ****
The world record for shoving marshmallows up a single nostril is 604 held by Toxteth O'Grady (USA).