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[#] Mon Nov 12 2018 14:37:37 EST from fleeb

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I should think, as you age, it winds up looking as bad as botox.

[#] Wed Nov 21 2018 12:45:04 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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The problem with botox is that people don't use enough of it. It's called botox because it contains a toxin produced by Clostridium Botilinum, the same bug known as botulism when it appears as food poisioning. So all you really need is a lot of botulism, the person gets really really sick, and they end up looking as bad as if they had received dental floss through the eyebrows.

Hmm. That was an incredibly long setup for not much of a joke. I need to work on this.

[#] Wed Nov 21 2018 13:43:41 EST from wizard of aahz

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Usually your delivery is pretty good. The tempo this time though...

[#] Sat Dec 15 2018 13:25:29 EST from zooer

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TIL...that Turkey Joints are an overly expensive confectionery item and not a horrific pickled poultry product.

https://www.turkeyjoints.com/product-p/tj.htm



[#] Wed Dec 26 2018 17:14:43 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Chocolate and hazelnuts? That doesn't sound ... all that unique.

[#] Sat Jan 05 2019 08:50:12 EST from arabella

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It's not, also it is what Squirrels eat in heaven



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