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[#] Tue Jun 27 2023 23:29:54 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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You'd be a great dolphin. I learned yesterday that dolphins sleep one half of their brain at a time, while the other half keeps them alert enough to surface for air and also avoid predators. IT people would recognize it as a rolling maintenance window.

[#] Wed Jan 24 2024 01:01:32 UTC from Nurb432

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If you want to start having semi-lucid dreams, start taking wild lettuce extract..



[#] Thu Feb 01 2024 19:15:02 UTC from darknetuser

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Today I had the wildest dream.

I was at a party with friends, and we ordered some delivered-to-home food by phone. The burger shop made a mistake and sent us a bunch of Ponyta burgers instead of what we had asked for. For those who don't know, Ponyta is a fire pony Pokemon.

Obviously, I got extremely angry, so I picked a flame thrower and left the party, heading to the burger shop, ready to avenge the Ponytas.

When I arrived, I found the guys at the burger kept a lot of Ponytas in cages. Both employees and customers were mean and cruel to them, so I did what was only reasonable. I picked the flamethrower and burned the place down with everybody inside.

The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.

And that is how I saved the Ponytas.

[#] Thu Feb 01 2024 19:29:04 UTC from Nurb432

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was about to ask 'what about ... ' but i guess that answers it.  They didnt care.

Thu Feb 01 2024 14:15:02 EST from darknetuser


The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.


 



[#] Sat Mar 02 2024 18:07:32 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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My pokemon of choice is a Genetically Modified Charizard.  He runs on nuclear power instead of regular fire, so he can get wet and still fire up at full power.  I think he would be very happy to help you avenge your Ponyta friends.



[#] Sun Dec 15 2024 01:12:19 UTC from zelgomer

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Sometimes I have dreams where I just have a really heated argument with family members with whom I've been practically estranged from for years. I think I hate those worse than any nightmares or dreams about falling or whatever, because they cause me to wake up in a bad mood LOL.

[#] Thu Jan 16 2025 13:45:28 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Heh. That sounds like the classic case where you wake up in the morning and your wife is mad at you because you did something stupid in a dream she had.

[#] Mon Mar 24 2025 07:18:57 UTC from PanaSonic

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Sun Dec 15 2024 01:12:19 UTC from zelgomer
Sometimes I have dreams where I just have a really heated argument with family members with whom I've been practically estranged from for years. I think I hate those worse than any nightmares or dreams about falling or whatever, because they cause me to wake up in a bad mood LOL.

I had a dream last night where I was in Denver, CO airport, and I had set my phone down on a table, and someone swapped it out for an identical one but slightly broken, and obviously didn't have any of the data on my phone (it was empty), and I tracked them down via ringing my phone from their phone, repeatedly, and confronted them, and they would only let me have my phone back if I agreed to be their drug mule.

 

It was one of the stranger dreams I've ever had in my life.

 



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