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You'd be a great dolphin. I learned yesterday that dolphins sleep one half
of their brain at a time, while the other half keeps them alert enough to
surface for air and also avoid predators. IT people would recognize it as
a rolling maintenance window.
Today I had the wildest dream.
I was at a party with friends, and we ordered some delivered-to-home food by phone. The burger shop made a mistake and sent us a bunch of Ponyta burgers instead of what we had asked for. For those who don't know, Ponyta is a fire pony Pokemon.
Obviously, I got extremely angry, so I picked a flame thrower and left the party, heading to the burger shop, ready to avenge the Ponytas.
When I arrived, I found the guys at the burger kept a lot of Ponytas in cages. Both employees and customers were mean and cruel to them, so I did what was only reasonable. I picked the flamethrower and burned the place down with everybody inside.
The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.
And that is how I saved the Ponytas.
I was at a party with friends, and we ordered some delivered-to-home food by phone. The burger shop made a mistake and sent us a bunch of Ponyta burgers instead of what we had asked for. For those who don't know, Ponyta is a fire pony Pokemon.
Obviously, I got extremely angry, so I picked a flame thrower and left the party, heading to the burger shop, ready to avenge the Ponytas.
When I arrived, I found the guys at the burger kept a lot of Ponytas in cages. Both employees and customers were mean and cruel to them, so I did what was only reasonable. I picked the flamethrower and burned the place down with everybody inside.
The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.
And that is how I saved the Ponytas.
was about to ask 'what about ... ' but i guess that answers it. They didnt care.
Thu Feb 01 2024 14:15:02 EST from darknetuser
The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.
My pokemon of choice is a Genetically Modified Charizard. He runs on nuclear power instead of regular fire, so he can get wet and still fire up at full power. I think he would be very happy to help you avenge your Ponyta friends.
Sometimes I have dreams where I just have a really heated argument with family
members with whom I've been practically estranged from for years. I think
I hate those worse than any nightmares or dreams about falling or whatever,
because they cause me to wake up in a bad mood LOL.
Heh. That sounds like the classic case where you wake up in the morning and
your wife is mad at you because you did something stupid in a dream she had.
Sun Dec 15 2024 01:12:19 UTC from zelgomerSometimes I have dreams where I just have a really heated argument with family members with whom I've been practically estranged from for years. I think I hate those worse than any nightmares or dreams about falling or whatever, because they cause me to wake up in a bad mood LOL.
I had a dream last night where I was in Denver, CO airport, and I had set my phone down on a table, and someone swapped it out for an identical one but slightly broken, and obviously didn't have any of the data on my phone (it was empty), and I tracked them down via ringing my phone from their phone, repeatedly, and confronted them, and they would only let me have my phone back if I agreed to be their drug mule.
It was one of the stranger dreams I've ever had in my life.
Time for yet another one of my dreams!
I dreamt I was tasked with offering a guided visit around a nearby city to Putin himself. The idea was to convince him the city was great and beautiful and everybody was nice, so it was absolutely not worth the effort to bomb it when Von der Leyen went nuts.
The visit went quite fine. I took him for some sightseeing, to some party sites, you know the deal. At some point I took him to a tavern to let him experience the authentic local culture.
It turned out the tavern was full of rabid socialists with placards, pink hair and everything. Upon entering, one of them started shouting "Free Ukraine, kill putin! And kill the fat guy who is with him too!"
It was a good thing Putin turned out to be Kung fu master. Hordes of placard wieldling socialists started showing up out of the blue, meanwhile Putin was beating them all like he was a main character in Double Dragon. Meanwhile, I pulled my scimitar and proceeded to slice a way through to the exit. Putin didn't want to leave because he was having great fun.
It sucked to awake from that one.
I dreamt I was tasked with offering a guided visit around a nearby city to Putin himself. The idea was to convince him the city was great and beautiful and everybody was nice, so it was absolutely not worth the effort to bomb it when Von der Leyen went nuts.
The visit went quite fine. I took him for some sightseeing, to some party sites, you know the deal. At some point I took him to a tavern to let him experience the authentic local culture.
It turned out the tavern was full of rabid socialists with placards, pink hair and everything. Upon entering, one of them started shouting "Free Ukraine, kill putin! And kill the fat guy who is with him too!"
It was a good thing Putin turned out to be Kung fu master. Hordes of placard wieldling socialists started showing up out of the blue, meanwhile Putin was beating them all like he was a main character in Double Dragon. Meanwhile, I pulled my scimitar and proceeded to slice a way through to the exit. Putin didn't want to leave because he was having great fun.
It sucked to awake from that one.
Your dreams are so much better than mine. It's a shame you woke up before
you could show him your horses, though.
2025-04-01 01:37 from zelgomer
Subject: Re: Putin and I
Your dreams are so much better than mine. It's a shame you woke up
before you could show him your horses, though.
I actually once dreamt I covered Mary on full horse armor, picked the scimitar, and then we both chased Voldemort because he had been caught comminting credit card fraud.