I sorta thought mine was grade-school enough, but...

I wonder if one could create any new dead baby jokes. Fresh dead baby jokes...

Why do technical support people prefer dead babies to sales people?

They cry less.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 wh---"

"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET."

A young and beautiful blonde was on board a small two-seater plane, with her
boyfriend. She suddenly saw that her boyfriend has died. Not knowing how to
fly a plane, she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.

Peter, who is looking after Ground control, receives her call for help,

thinks for a moment and says, "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just

do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position"

The blond said, "I'm 5'2'' and sitting in the front."

Where are all the dead baby jokes? We asked for dead baby jokes.

Dead babies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Enough to make a pile high enough to climb up to reach the light fixture.

Huh.

Google has an advertisement for Stillborn Photography, with a link to:

http://www.nowilaymedowntosleep.org/

That's offensive. They shouldn't be permitted to make money off of that.
Because .org addresses should be for non-profits.

Because .org addresses should be for non-profits.

Like the NFL?

Or Detroit.

Unlike Detroit, the dead baby is agreed to be dead and given a proper burial (or whatever). Detroit is being allowed to rot in liberal sepsis.

Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out to see who could be approaching: It is a southern farmer with a wagon.

"Good afternoon," says Schwartz.

"Afternoon," says the farmer.

"Where you headed?" asks Schwartz.

"Town."

"What do you have in the wagon?"

"Manure."

"Manure, eh? So what do you do with it?"

"I spread it over the fruit."

"well," says Schwarts, "you should come over here for lunch someday. We use sour creeam."

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleepoing pill and a laxative on the same night. (Dave Barry)

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I dont even buy green bananas."

"Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen."