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[#] Sat Feb 06 2021 15:10:42 EST from zooer

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Yeah?  Most of us thought it was the day Biden was confirmed.  I mean that in presidential terms not religious terms. 

https://img.ifunny.co/images/49f88a8b29db2c097f5816620ecb5c67ecf876d4d4e2001fa5032e059c64799c_1.jpg

 

 



[#] Sat Feb 06 2021 18:43:35 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Yeah, I get it, we ended up with Reichstag 2021 on the same day as the Epiphany.   Someone else ruined the joke, not me.



[#] Sun Feb 07 2021 10:41:05 EST from LoanShark

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2021-02-06 18:43 from IGnatius T Foobar
Yeah, I get it, we ended up with Reichstag 2021 on the same day as
the Epiphany.   Someone else ruined the joke, not me.


you can eat King Cake.

[#] Tue Apr 13 2021 01:41:51 EDT from ASCII Express

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Ham radio in the US has three levels of license: technician, general, and extra. I have a general and want to upgrade to extra. This means passing the hardest of the three tests. I have the study material sitting right here, but observing Joe Biden gave me an idea.
I just schedule the exam, which we can now take remotely. When they ask, "Are you ready to begin the test?" I just have to respond, "Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man! That's like saying to you before we began, let's test you to see if you're doing cocaine. What do you think huh? Are you a junky? Come on man! I know you're trying to goad me."

[#] Mon May 03 2021 14:11:06 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Sounds good. Sign me up too :)

[#] Wed Oct 11 2023 00:24:41 EDT from msgrhys

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[#] Thu Nov 16 2023 21:19:58 EST from msgrhys

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file:///Users/mikeandrhys/Pictures/test.jpeg



[#] Sat Nov 18 2023 08:24:16 EST from Nurb432

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I normally dont like this stuff, as they are mostly stupid. Friend sent me this and for some reason i thought it was amusing.

 

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do." "Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!" "I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said, "For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”



[#] Sat Nov 18 2023 18:03:56 EST from msgrhys

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What happened to the picture I posted?



[#] Sat Nov 18 2023 21:34:46 EST from LadySerenaKitty

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You did not post a picture.  You posted an image tag that references a file on your local machine.  That ain't gonna work.  Use the Attachments feature to attach an image to your post.  It'll be uploaded to Uncensored and anykitty can click on the attachment of your post.

Sat Nov 18 2023 18:03:56 EST from msgrhys

What happened to the picture I posted?



 



[#] Sun Nov 19 2023 14:24:49 EST from msgrhys

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[#] Sun Nov 19 2023 14:25:53 EST from msgrhys

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[#] Sun Nov 19 2023 15:48:11 EST from Nurb432

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LoL

Sun Nov 19 2023 14:24:49 EST from msgrhys

*snip 'jpg' image*

 



[#] Sun Nov 19 2023 18:29:29 EST from msgrhys

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Sun Nov 19 2023 15:48:11 EST from Nurb432

LoL

Sun Nov 19 2023 14:24:49 EST from msgrhys

*snip 'jpg' image*

 



I right-clicked and selected "copy image" but it apparently copied the wrong image.



[#] Wed Nov 22 2023 05:38:41 EST from darknetuser

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2023-11-18 08:24 from Nurb432
I normally dont like this stuff, as they are mostly stupid. Friend
sent me this and for some reason i thought it was amusing.


Lovely. The only issue I have is that the joke does not translate well into my language so I can't share it with IRL friends hahahaha

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