lol !

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  

Need i say more? 

What is the difference between a lobster with fake boobs and a bus stop?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 

Darwin is slowly rotating, get the magnets and copper wire before this continues. We could be onto something

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It needed a laugh

Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Schrodinger said, or did he?

Lol.. the "trolley problem" .. with moving parts.

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

Not unexpected.

I'm sure that i would do the same, is not surprising. 

Sat Apr 05 2025 17:04:11 UTC from darknetuser Subject: Re: Trolley problem

Also I killed the baby and saved the cat

Q: What do you call it when a Chinese dictator catches rodents with his suspenders?

A: Mao Straps.

(I posted that to a group text thread a couple of weeks ago when I came up with it, and someone responded by telling us that his mom died.  Hopefully not from the joke.  What a buzz kill.)

May not be technically a joke, but it is funny in such an ironic way.

From a 'news service':

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'The deputy head of the AP, Monique Verdier, said that while chatbots may seem like clever tools, “as a voting aid, they consistently fail”. Voters were being pushed towards a party that did not necessarily align with their political views, she added.

“This directly impacts a cornerstone of democracy: the integrity of free and fair elections,” said Verdier. “We therefore warn against using AI chatbots for voting advice, as their operation is unclear and difficult to verify.”

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So they are just as reliable as any news source today.  

So you can post pics on Uncensored now? 

Now? I always have been able to, or at least as far back as i can remember. And check out the memes room that SGC created for us. Its mostly 100% pictures.

Sat Nov 22 2025 05:12:21 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

So you can post pics on Uncensored now?