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Mon Oct 21 2024 01:52:55 UTC
from
IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: I randomly came up with this tonight...
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that can serve as a substitute for another dinosaur?
A: a Thesaurus!
What is the difference between a lobster with fake boobs and a bus stop?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
2025-02-27 09:31 from Gusgoi <gusgoi@uncensored.citadel.org>
Subject: Decapods will end us all
What is the difference between a lobster with fake boobs and a bus
stop?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Why do the lobster's boobs have to be fake?
Darwin is slowly rotating, get the magnets and copper wire before this continues. We could be onto something
This is the highest form of humor, of course. We're going to claw back the
spirit of awful jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It needed a laugh
Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken
Man, that one is so bad it is horrible.