Made in Germany in the post-Fahrvergnuegen era:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAqTdc-Y2g&feature=youtu.be

http://plus.google.com/u/0/+PaulDarr/posts/B1BxhmLapKW?pid=6249847339276158194&oid=101549930839865842538

A con-man, a corrupt bureaucrat, and a socialist walk into an election.... 

   A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue of the Netherlands' flag to an American.  "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes," said the Dutchman, "we get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay."
   The American  nodded. "I know what you mean. It's the same in the U.S., only we see stars as well."

Scientists tell us that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. On earth the most common particle is the moron.

Sun Apr 10 2016 11:29:59 PM EDT from ryan42 @ Uncensored

What did the fish say after he ran into a wall?

"Ow."

(+5; mega-funny)

It's a joke!  I am sure he will do a fine job!  

DARPA along with Martin Marietta invented an ied that looks like a prayer rug, they are happy to report that phophets are going through the roof.

If you don't think this image is funny than you support Hitlary 100% and lose the right to say mean things about the opposition.

Not only is it not funny but it doesn't even make sense.

You know what's funny?

You don't like it because you stand behind Hillary!  I mean HITLERY.

Actually, I think the joke is that it doesn't make sense. 

My eyes!  My eyes!!! </trails eye blood behind her as she runs away>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He was letting us know...