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[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 08:34:50 EDT from fleeb

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I just realized something.

Tomorrow, Melvin needs to go to an oral surgeon to have a cracked tooth removed.
He has to rely upon me to pay for this.

This makes me the tooth fairy.

[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 09:21:52 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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It makes you *a* tooth fairy. The established lore around here is that there are numerous tooth fairies, which explains the different kinds of notes that the IGlette receives (and varying degrees of compensation for tooth recycling).
When she lost a tooth while on vacation at Disney World, I explained to her (and made sure the resort agreed with me) that Tinkerbell is the acting tooth fairy at all Disney properties. Tink was kind enough to leave a big bunch of balloons at our door that night.

Oral surgery is really interesting. They don't use scalpels or any other instruments; they just talk you through the procedure.

[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 09:45:02 EDT from fleeb

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They expect you to listen carefully, too, because they'll grade your performance as you execute the dental surgery on yourself.

[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 11:10:45 EDT from wizard of aahz

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owies.. Just lots of owies..

and um fleeb - I'm almost afraid to find out what sort of numbing agent you use.

[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 13:45:19 EDT from Ladyhawke

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*almost* afraid, Aahz?

Be afraid....be very afraid.....



[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 13:55:47 EDT from fleeb

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Melvin has often requested I use a blunt object as a numbing agent (which might have the happy effect of not requiring the surgeon). I have, so far, not acquiesed.

[#] Sun Jul 20 2014 07:40:14 EDT from triLcat

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Just don't use the anesthesiologist I had on Tuesday night. Arrogant as all get out, not particularly nice, and oh, the epidural didn't work. At all!



[#] Sun Jul 20 2014 23:07:08 EDT from fleeb

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Ouch.

[#] Mon Jul 21 2014 10:47:22 EDT from zooer

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What is the next number in this sequence?

2,5,9,24,57,62,?

[#] Mon Jul 21 2014 11:43:37 EDT from fleeb

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The next number is 'X'.

[#] Mon Jul 21 2014 20:35:56 EDT from vince-q

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Within the realm of possibilities is ....

345.78

[#] Mon Jul 21 2014 21:30:15 EDT from zooer

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vince is 100% correct.

[#] Tue Jul 22 2014 04:40:30 EDT from vince-q

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Wheeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[#] Tue Jul 22 2014 14:37:49 EDT from wizard of aahz

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http://tinyurl.com/lpugahj

Oh great. Now they'll be telling me that my paypal account can get 10 million dollars from my uncle.

[#] Wed Jul 23 2014 10:48:50 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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The funny part about that is that a large portion of the "Nigerian economy" *is* scam revenue.

[#] Wed Jul 23 2014 15:51:35 EDT from fleeb

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I'm looking over old stuff I wrote on G+, and I'm marvelling that I actually came up with the sentence:

"Of course, I don't have plant overlords beaming disparaging messages into my brain for my wantonly frivolous ability to scurry about on a pair of meat-things I extruded."

I'm sure nobody will find this gem in my lifetime. But I like it.


[#] Tue Jul 29 2014 16:10:56 EDT from fleeb

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Why is my brain Rick-Rolling me?

[#] Tue Jul 29 2014 17:30:07 EDT from zooer

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because it loves you.

[#] Wed Jul 30 2014 08:14:11 EDT from triLcat

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It's never gonna to give you up.



[#] Wed Jul 30 2014 09:16:33 EDT from fleeb

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It will let me down, though.

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