"Sometimes if you want to have fun you have to dress lame."
 -Danzig.

"everyone involved in that dispute has obviously been huffing unicorn farts for so long that oxygen no longer reaches their brains in appreciable quantities"

  -- ESR

"While it is true that you learn with age, the down side is that what you learn is often what a damn fool you were before."

  -- Thomas Sowell

"The back of my hand smells like burnt pork."
    -Big Clive

I would like to mention that if anyone is watching from the health and safety board that is concerned that I have cobbled something together that operates at 3000 volts, it's okay I do have beer.

https://youtu.be/yfmWGl1DRWI?t=696

"I frequently feel like I'm an older, uglier Charlton Heston and my spacecraft has somehow managed to trap me on the Planet of the Assholes."

   -- Stilton Jarlsberg

Well, fug. 

"It just so happens that I have anxiety.  That means I have trouble being around assholes who won't leave me alone."

   -- Eric Cartman

"watch this"

"I think we as citizens have lost interest and that's been my disappointment. That certainly was something that bothered Justice Scalia, that people tend to be more interested in their iPhones than their Constitution. They're interested in what they want rather than what is right as a country.” -Justice Clarence Thomas