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[#] Tue Oct 08 2013 09:37:40 EDT from LoanShark

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A majority held in restraint by constitutional checks and limitations, and always changing easily with deliberate changes of popular opinions and sentiments, is the only true sovereign of a free people. Whoever rejects it does of necessity fly to
anarchy or to despotism. Unanimity is impossible. The rule of a minority, as a permanent arrangement, is wholly inadmissible; so that, rejecting the majority principle, anarchy or despotism in some form is all that is left.

--Abraham Lincoln

[#] Sun Oct 13 2013 23:33:58 EDT from Sig

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"[H]uman douchebaggery spins upon multiple axes."

The turn of phrase just amused me greatly. Context:
http://www.popehat.com/2013/10/13/biology-online-org-urban-whores-and-the-many -axes-of-douchebaggery/

[#] Sun Nov 03 2013 10:45:58 EST from zooer

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Popularity isn't a sign of quality, if it was McDonalds would be fine dinning.

[#] Sun Nov 03 2013 12:41:30 EST from dothebart

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heh, like that one.



[#] Tue Nov 05 2013 07:40:34 EST from Ladyhawke

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"It was unpleasant"

~ Guy who literally got hit by a plane and caught between the wings of two Cessnas that collided in mid-air



[#] Tue Nov 05 2013 13:33:13 EST from LoanShark

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awesome.

[#] Sat Nov 16 2013 09:28:07 EST from zooer

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"Remember how Nancy Pelosi said they had to pass the healthcare bill before you can see what is in it? They
have a term for that, it is called a 'stool sample.'"

[#] Wed Dec 04 2013 16:15:40 EST from zooer

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It's called "the Empire State" because our politicians think they're emperors.
--JD the elder

[#] Tue Apr 01 2014 15:29:21 EDT from zooer

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Progressives know that dumb people believe the Earth is 5,000 years old, and there was a great flood due to
man’s sin.

Progressives know that smart people believe the Earth will end in 100 years, due to a great flood caused by
man’s sin.

[#] Sat Jun 14 2014 10:00:34 EDT from zooer

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When I was a kid it was suggested "that an apple a day kept the doctor away". Now that most of the doctors
are Muslim, I've found that bacon works well.

[#] Sun Jun 15 2014 17:23:08 EDT from vince-q

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However, that would also keep all those Jewish doctors away... ;)

[#] Sun Jun 15 2014 20:24:51 EDT from zooer

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I thought about that as well but the quote made me smile.

[#] Mon Jun 16 2014 09:13:57 EDT from fleeb

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So, your son's penis can be protected by an early application of bacon?

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 15:43:04 EDT from zooer

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Yankovic changed his diet to become a vegan in 1992, after a former girlfriend gave him the book 'Diet for a New
America' and he felt "it made [...] a very compelling argument for a strict vegetarian diet." When asked how
he can "rationalize" performing at events such as the Great American Rib Cook-Off when he is a vegan, he
replied, "The same way I can rationalize playing at a college even though I’m not a student anymore."

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 16:08:51 EDT from fleeb

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Heh... that's not bad.

[#] Tue Jul 01 2014 19:12:22 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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"I don't recommend literally filling your heart with Joy. The dishwashing detergent smells good, but I'm certain it won't improve your heart's ability to function." -- Jason Farrell

[#] Sat Jul 05 2014 19:40:19 EDT from zooer

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"You do not need an Obama sticker on a Prius, we get it."

17 more quotes...
http://thechive.com/2014/07/04/funny-quotes-from-standup-comedians-18-photos/

[#] Tue Jul 15 2014 17:42:58 EDT from zooer

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Two liberals are walking down the road when they come upon a man in the ditch, the man has been badly beaten,
left for dead, he is moaning, groaning. One liberal turns to the other and says, “Quick, we have to find the
people who did this, they need help.”

[#] Mon Aug 18 2014 16:59:57 EDT from the_mgt

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ohauerha, I kant get no sartresfaction from this...