"I wanna smoke a blunt with this guy and have him teach me everything he knows."
-- some dude on YouTube, talking about me
I'm not sure whether "smoking a blunt" is so compatible with "teaching"
"Tell me a little more about... personal computers."
-- Satan, "Time Bandits"
"Sometimes if you want to have fun you have to dress lame."
"everyone involved in that dispute has obviously been huffing unicorn farts for so long that oxygen no longer reaches their brains in appreciable quantities"
"While it is true that you learn with age, the down side is that what you learn is often what a damn fool you were before."
-- Thomas Sowell
"The back of my hand smells like burnt pork."
"Verbing nouns weirds language."
-- Bill Watterson via Calvin & Hobbes.
"They say that art is a reflection of society. If I ever find this guy Art I'm gonna choke the crap out of him."
-- Chuck Woolery
I would like to mention that if anyone is watching from the health and safety board that is concerned that I have cobbled something together that operates at 3000 volts, it's okay I do have beer.
"I frequently feel like I'm an older, uglier Charlton Heston and my spacecraft has somehow managed to trap me on the Planet of the Assholes."
-- Stilton Jarlsberg
"It just so happens that I have anxiety. That means I have trouble being around assholes who won't leave me alone."
-- Eric Cartman
"When those with positions of authority abuse their authority, it is our duty to destroy them."
-- me, but I'm going to say it's Elon Musk
"If you can't say something nice, say something really fucking rude, but post it using a fake name to avoid blowback."
-- Mother Theresa
"I think we as citizens have lost interest and that's been my disappointment. That certainly was something that bothered Justice Scalia, that people tend to be more interested in their iPhones than their Constitution. They're interested in what they want rather than what is right as a country.” -Justice Clarence Thomas