And, of course, die in a car fire. But first say hi and dance! Trust us,
you'll enjoy the car fire. It's warm and toasty and you get free marshmallows!
You make a dradle out of clay and then you stick it in a turkey.
(That joke would have been slightly better two days ago)
(That joke would have been slightly better two days ago)
And on that day I shall brew up a tasty cup of coffee for you. And you can
enjoy the coffee along with free wifi, just like a coffee shop but without
all the self-important trendoids hanging around.
If you like, I'll come and act self-important and I might even google trendoids
and beforehand too. And btw, Ig, I'll also require a coffee.