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1) It must be able to wipe out destroy Japan.
2) It must be able to reach the U.S. mainland.
3) It must be able to dispense chocolate soft-serve.
"I want one in my living room, one in my bedroom, and a small waterproof one for my bathtub. Can you have those installed by tomorrow, otherwise I'll have you killed? Great!"
"We gave smartphones and tablets to these 1970's college students. What happened next will shock you!"
With plastic and diversity, we can conquer the world.
They're missing a few. #epicfail