Thu Jan 03 2013 03:25:39 PM EST from Spell Binder

You can't herd cats, but you can get cats to herd chickens!

Who says it's not the chickens herding the cats?  :-)

We once had roosters (and chickens, but the chickens were friendly), were a cat to try to do that to one of them, it would've been a dead cat.

"Who are you calling a chicken, pussy?"

Why did the cat cross the Rhode?

Hey you! Who gave you permission to cross that road?  Get back in line!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZPt5UM-Iuz4/UMtR6fz6hgI/AAAAAAAAGoM/lyBTNB43p4g/s1600/006.JPG

(found here: http://muminka-babayaga.blogspot.de/2012/12/winterliche-landschaft-zimowe-pejzaze.html )

http://www.ksta.de/image/view/2012/11/17/21133504,17002900,dmFlashTeaserRes,DSC04918.jpg

 

(unknown artist decorating traffic signs; see more pics http://www.ksta.de/erftstadt/verkehrszeichen-verfremdet-ein-rosaroter-dieb,15189182,21133486.html )

Ether way, it is proabably terminal.

Silver Surfer - The Alpha Release Years

Bridge to Nowhere II:  Sarah Palin's first bill as Governor of space.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTR7OHF0E81Q1Xxgy2VM3zkEG07o5JzYmjI3FeL_bB20PLSjxT2U0pf5DI9

 

Felix Baumgaertner?

O: B-i-l-l, come on!  Pay attention to me!!

B: <to himself> Hillary, you better have a damned good intern waiting for me backstage....

"You know, Fred, ever since those damned humans moved in next door, the traffic's been lousy!"

 

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1150.jpg

 

(if you like to see more... http://designyoutrust.com/2012/06/fishfaces-made-of-recycled-plastic-bottles/ )

 

He was a clown. She was a gumball machine. Their love was forbidden, their child kept hidden. Until now.

After failing to get into Barnum and Bailey Clown College, John decided to set out on his own, a new type of clown, guaranteed to please the masses with promises of sex and candy.

 

"Remember when your mother told you never to take candy from a stranger? I'm the one she was talking about."

Caption this!

[ If you can't see the image, go to http://tinypic.com/r/30kaq8p/6 ]

The child from the union of "That 70's Show" with "Married with Children".

Meet the Foobars

Nitreous oxide parties are awesome!

Caption this! (If you can't see the photo, go to http://tinyurl.com/7excv8z )

Well, as long as Harold is the cat....

"Hey hurry it up, dude, will you?  It's hot out here!"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzs9y6i4A1qjum0bo1_500.jpg

 

Aliens 315 - Opening in a theatre near you on Friday 13th!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A7Ot6EVN6JE/TtZrFlQvIaI/AAAAAAAAAEI/gS8SupLSQYY/s1600/Teddy+Bears.jpg

oops, was trying to be to clever. this should have endet in the caption this room.

heh, rembers me of Maja getting attracted to "Manahmanah" video at the age of 4, she startet crying if one wouldn't repeat it on and on ;-)

but, I must admit, I watched it several times too ;)

IGlette loves watching this over and over again!  

 

"Oh come on....they're so close I can practically smell them!  It's not nice to tease the manatees!"

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/1310362010Manatee-Face-bump.gif

It's Christmas-time!

Mr. Obvious gets hired as a local store's marketing and inventory manager.

Q-Mart finally figures out a way to reconcile their customer satisfaction policy with their inventory management.

[ http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/signs-full-wtf-16.jpg ]

" ...and yes s3cr3to has not seeing the fun that we have right now with our joke about the alias, the sieve filters and the sys_ accounts tricks.

Right now it believes is a PEBKAC issue ! "

---

:D have fun, s3cr3to

Geez, some of those look a little too real for comfort.  Creepy is right...

Unable to repair his flux capacitor, Art decides to settle into his new timeline.

Where was this taken?   Is there something I should know?

HHHHeeeelllloooo Ladies

Feel free to have a few laughs at my expense.

Caption this photo of me and my new friends!

( If you can't see the photo, go to http://photos.citadel.org/main.php?g2_itemId=9945 )

In Soviet Russia, Bee-movies watch you.

We currently live in a mobile home.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5183/5700210576_f43c8d7f94_b.jpg

"Does this light bulb make my butt look big?"

Take a bath in Fukushima and never pay for your light again.

"People of Earth!  We are the Bringers of the Light!"

[ http://tinyurl.com/5uo9bev ]

Dude... the grass keeps waving at me and changing colors

--- man, just shut up and enjoy the buzz.....

Oh Man....I really gotta get back to those Yoga classes; my neck is killing me!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7tG_UGlSJRs/TWLIY8wIsDI/AAAAAAAAJ4I/MrhXwwq1O-g/s1600/ju.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7koavYfN1qa81ouo1_400.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/MZRW3c91oq59yzs9lUMPFseio1_500.jpg

... when it comes to poochs, there's sitters, and pointers.

 

and the sitters, have little need of a tree.

 

they do however , know the difference ...

"Is that a loaf of bread in your right lung, or are you just happy to see me?"

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0u6uZ12k1qenh17o1_500.gif

Grill = that thing you put in your teeth to go with the rest of your bling.

Seems to me the grill has already found him!

I can't find my new grill.

Guys get running already.

we need to get through that closed door asap.

Same supper, 100 years later. And that's a cardboard cutout of Jesus.

The Christians had whitewashed the last supper considerably.

http://www.leecher.to/signaturepics/sigpic339169_2.gif

street art: http://www.flickr.com/photos/59584992@N00/162655049/

http://www.paysbascyclechic.com/2010/12/all-aboard.html (more pics from that scene  here...)

http://asset.soup.io/asset/1318/9255_870a.jpeg

LMAO

:D nice.

Anyone hear the news about WikiLeaks and FaceBook?

Aparently FB is not going to kick WikiLeaks unless they get a DDOS attempt targetted at thier fan page.

WikiLeaks has been banned from several hosting services and DNS managers (like GoDaddy and NetFirms)

 

*giggle*

*lol*

 

I'm ruuuuuuusting in the rain, just ruuuuuuusting in the rain!

What a glorious feeling, I'm fluuuuuuuushed down the drain!

Wow..I came across a very similar vehicle when I was hunting in Wyoming.  I could never figure out how they got the vehicle up there to begin with....way the hell up on a rocky ridge.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ttmJ_nLqvnA/TLJqbj8QzLI/AAAAAAAAI0o/hPkHozyzwew/s400/PA080082.jpg

http://dothebart.dyndns.org/awb_staubsauger.jpg

No need to Hoover, we'll lick it clean.

"Come on guys, when we get to the top we can start throwing watermelons off the dam!"

the dam is in Cingino, italy.

these are chamois, licking of salt and eating bog.

if they wouldn't, man would have to do it.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcbidaNBhY1qcjz41o1_500.jpg

This is gonna hurt so big!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/37ed7d9f-a27e-4b53-a4ce-df224a00c653.jpg

Our Mountain, who art in The Himalayas, Everest be thy name, thy cyclists come, thy heights be done, to heaven all the way from earth.

http://www.pedalconsumption.com/files/live_fast_die_young.jpg

Stupid humans!   This is sooo humilating!!  I'm switching to baths.

http://static-hahler.codeprobe.de/media/blogs/daniel/funny/.evocache/eulenduschen.jpg/fit-640x.jpg?mtime=1281078243

a pair of tweezers, a lemur, bottle of vodka.....well to make a long story short, my eyebrows will grow back eventually.

Luke, i'm your mom!

403 forbidden

http://imagesgonerogue.com/2010/09/ashley-smith6.jpg

Hi Ho Bluski, Away!

"Reginald wasn't like most boys."

WTF?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/9a883329-2df0-4141-ae45-7b82f9fb66bd.jpg

Amazing!

He does remarkable work.

the name of the artist is Dalton Ghetti, for those interested.