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1) It must be able to wipe out destroy Japan.
2) It must be able to reach the U.S. mainland.
3) It must be able to dispense chocolate soft-serve.
"I want one in my living room, one in my bedroom, and a small waterproof one for my bathtub. Can you have those installed by tomorrow, otherwise I'll have you killed? Great!"