Off post? Why would you ever leave post? We have everything we need here, and there must be nothing interesting outside of the swell confines of the post.
Hope you are having fun Sig (- semi postcard from someone you don't know too well, but is concerned for your sanity ).
..and then I looked longingly into Hillary Clinton's loving, doe-like eyes...
I am really excited about the 2016 election!
"Why yes, I think you're right; a conference call will solve everything."
"The FBI recommends no charges against Clinton in email probe? I am shocked, totally shocked by the outcome of these events!"
Am I meant to be toading a wet sprocket, isometrically?