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[#] Mon Sep 30 2013 19:05:04 EDT from fleeb

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The lemming-sprocket was consumed, heartily, by the fifth USB port on the left.

[#] Tue Oct 01 2013 11:09:18 EDT from zooer

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OH GOD OHHH GOD OOHHH dear jesus! The government has shut down, OH GOD!!!!! What will I do??!?!?!?!?

[#] Tue Oct 01 2013 13:57:25 EDT from fleeb

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Enter the third winkle on the left.

[#] Fri Oct 04 2013 18:12:32 EDT from Sig

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My two children don't yell loudly enough. Can we babysit another one?

[#] Fri Oct 04 2013 20:19:01 EDT from fleeb

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I wish I could download this 1 gigabyte file using my 300 baud modem.

[#] Fri Oct 04 2013 22:17:25 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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"Hey, let's go to Olive Garden for authentic Italian food!"

[#] Sat Oct 05 2013 10:52:54 EDT from fleeb

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I prefer to listen to my radio on AM for the quality of sound.

[#] Sat Oct 05 2013 21:29:05 EDT from ax25

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Sat Oct 05 2013 10:52:54 AM EDT from fleeb

I prefer to listen to my radio on AM for the quality of sound.

I prefer AM stereo to FM stereo.



[#] Sun Oct 06 2013 13:27:13 EDT from triLcat

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I'm so glad my kids have a hard time getting to sleep. It gives me an extra chance to read them 10-15 stories.

 



[#] Sun Oct 06 2013 17:47:57 EDT from vince-q

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I'm really bored - can we listen to Parsifal today?

[#] Sun Oct 06 2013 18:21:27 EDT from zooer

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You know, CopRock was a really great show.

[#] Thu Oct 24 2013 19:11:57 EDT from triLcat

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Wow. I really enjoyed that tumble down the stairs, and the incredibly large and dark bruise on my hip... it's a work of art!



[#] Thu Oct 24 2013 22:53:28 EDT from fleeb

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It's the spitting image of Elvis on Mikhail Gorbachev's head.

[#] Fri Oct 25 2013 00:34:31 EDT from ax25

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Just one more witty post on Uncensored, and then I will go to sleep.



[#] Fri Oct 25 2013 12:43:01 EDT from LoanShark

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Gee, this algorithm got a lot cleaner after I expressed it as a greedoid.

[#] Fri Oct 25 2013 15:39:29 EDT from zooer

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Gee, Al Gore got a lot more ryhtym after he became a green droid.

[#] Fri Oct 25 2013 16:10:53 EDT from LoanShark

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Walk without rhythm, you won't attract Al Gore.

[#] Tue Oct 29 2013 18:07:39 EDT from Ladyhawke

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I'd have thought he'd be more Harkonan than spice worm....



[#] Tue Oct 29 2013 18:17:15 EDT from LoanShark

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[ photoshops Al Gore's face onto spice worm ]

[#] Wed Oct 30 2013 16:47:59 EDT from fleeb

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Someone ought to form a band called The Spice Worms.