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[#] Thu Nov 07 2013 10:04:19 EST from zooer

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Oh wow I am so glad I stubbed my toes on the way to the bathroom at 3am.

[#] Thu Nov 07 2013 10:38:52 EST from vince-q

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It's Obama and Hillary's fault.

[#] Thu Nov 07 2013 17:30:57 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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"More Parks Sausages, Mom ... Please!"


[#] Thu Nov 07 2013 18:49:49 EST from fleeb

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I'm trying to get the worms to grow in my heart. I like the constricting feeling of near death every minute.

[#] Fri Nov 08 2013 09:31:14 EST from zooer

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"More Parks Sausages, Mom ... Please!"

With some Mount Olive pickles!

[#] Sun Nov 10 2013 15:50:52 EST from zooer

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You know what would be funny? More America's Funnies Home Videos of guys getting hit in the nuts with something.

[#] Tue Nov 19 2013 09:20:23 EST from the_mgt

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And then I downloaded this Pussysforfree.exe while browsing on shady pornsites and clicked "yes" on every "Do you want to install missing codec?" and "Install Great Value toolbar?" question that popped up! Ever since then, my computer acted up and I am really sorry I have to call you know and beg you to fix it, since I should have known better. Sorry, really! I baked you a cake though!



[#] Wed Nov 27 2013 07:45:45 EST from zooer

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"Have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the tofurky. That one invention makes *all* vegetarians evil."

I never thought I would say the first part, but I said it to my meat eating friend, his wife and son are
vegetarians.

[#] Sun Dec 22 2013 18:07:05 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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"Hey, I love the new user interface in Windows 8!"

[#] Mon Dec 23 2013 13:35:07 EST from vince-q

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"Friends, Romans, Countryment; lend me your ears!" (Shakespeare)

And then we have the message for today in the "History)" room:

December 23, 1888: Van Gogh chops off ear

Methinks he took the first quote a tad too literally....

[#] Tue Dec 24 2013 01:04:41 EST from Sig

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We need the comedic genius of Roseanne Barr back on television.

[#] Tue Dec 24 2013 01:05:33 EST from Sig

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You know what? Reading your Twitter feed has made me realize what a great person you are.

[#] Tue Dec 31 2013 14:58:22 EST from zooer

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I am so glad I moved back to NY state, I love the horrible weather, the high taxes, the bottle deposit,
the
tough gun laws, and how miserable everyone is.

[#] Wed Jan 01 2014 17:16:13 EST from Sig

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I have no idea why anyone would ever do that, so I want to really understand it and learn more before I decide that it needs to be made illegal.

[#] Tue Jan 07 2014 22:11:14 EST from Sig

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"Hey Dennis Rodman, can I use your Chapstick after you're done with it?"

(courtesy wayansjr on Twitter)

[#] Sun Jan 26 2014 08:13:01 EST from zooer

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Gas prices going down? It is because big oil is nice.

[#] Mon Feb 03 2014 18:30:40 EST from dothebart

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Sun Feb 02 2014 10:51:43 EST from zooer

yes, a car that just stinks half as much is still a stinking car.

However - you only notice how good it is these days if a polish car or a young timer passes you...



[#] Mon Mar 03 2014 12:39:30 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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"Being micromanaged is great; it helps me stay on track knowing that I won't miss any steps."


[#] Fri May 23 2014 15:12:59 EDT from fleeb

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I *need* Bush's medula maximus in my gelatenous tendons.