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[#] Sat Sep 14 2024 22:53:03 UTC from Nurb432

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lol !



[#] Mon Oct 21 2024 01:52:55 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: I randomly came up with this tonight...

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that can serve as a substitute for another dinosaur?

A: a Thesaurus!

[#] Thu Jan 23 2025 15:45:08 UTC from Nurb432

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  

 

Need i say more? 



[#] Sat Feb 15 2025 00:59:47 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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That's only part of the joke.

[#] Thu Feb 27 2025 09:31:55 UTC from Gusgoi

Subject: Decapods will end us all

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What is the difference between a lobster with fake boobs and a bus stop?

 

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 



[#] Fri Feb 28 2025 01:16:27 UTC from zelgomer

Subject: Re: Decapods will end us all

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2025-02-27 09:31 from Gusgoi <gusgoi@uncensored.citadel.org>
Subject: Decapods will end us all
What is the difference between a lobster with fake boobs and a bus
stop?

 

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 


Why do the lobster's boobs have to be fake?

[#] Sun Mar 02 2025 01:05:39 UTC from Gusgoi

Subject: Because mammals

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Darwin is slowly rotating, get the magnets and copper wire before this continues. We could be onto something



[#] Thu Mar 13 2025 14:44:26 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: Re: Decapods will end us all

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This is the highest form of humor, of course. We're going to claw back the spirit of awful jokes.

[#] Thu Mar 20 2025 01:41:40 UTC from Gusgoi

Subject: The egg hatched a funky chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It needed a laugh

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken



[#] Thu Mar 20 2025 19:27:48 UTC from darknetuser

Subject: Re: The egg hatched a funky chicken

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Man, that one is so bad it is horrible.

[#] Thu Mar 20 2025 23:02:42 UTC from Nurb432

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Schrodinger said, or did he?



[#] Mon Mar 31 2025 22:20:07 UTC from Nurb432

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Lol.. the "trolley problem" .. with moving parts.

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/



[#] Sat Apr 05 2025 17:02:50 UTC from darknetuser

Subject: Trolley problem

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2025-03-31 22:20 from Nurb432
Lol.. the "trolley problem" .. with moving parts.

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/


This just comes to show I am a sociopath.

[#] Sat Apr 05 2025 17:04:11 UTC from darknetuser

Subject: Re: Trolley problem

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Also I killed the baby and saved the cat

[#] Sat Apr 05 2025 19:06:46 UTC from Nurb432

Subject: Re: Trolley problem

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Not unexpected.

I'm sure that i would do the same, is not surprising. 

Sat Apr 05 2025 17:04:11 UTC from darknetuser Subject: Re: Trolley problem
Also I killed the baby and saved the cat

 



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