The sound of noise-canceling dog barks.

It really bothers me the way Bob Seger sings "turn the paaaaaaaggGGAAAAHHH!"  He only does it once in the great song but it annoys me. 
https://youtu.be/GONmFCkCGCc?t=75

Fill it to the rim with Brim!

Thomas Dolby was not actually blinded during the chemistry experiment.

Were the pipes loud enough so you didn't have to listen to hear?  If there was, that would be a good day.

Mon Aug 31 2020 08:27:01 AM EDT from ***

 listen to hear? 

Listen to HER?  Tried a joke and f'ed it up.

How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

Oh yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

The fact that ride-sharing is a thing mystifies me.  No one would get in a stranger's car and trust that stranger to take them to a location.... unless there is an app for it.

....A NEW CAR! (cue audience clapping, up beat music.)

I think NORAD and the U.S. government is messing with us.  I just checked out the status of Santa, he was over the ocean yet the total number of gifts delivered counter kept rising.  Who is Santa delivering to over the ocean?  NO ONE.  I think it is awful that the US government would lie about tracking Santa.  

They were using Dominion machines to count gifts delivered. 

Thu Dec 24 2020 21:57:02 EST from ***

I think NORAD and the U.S. government is messing with us.  I just checked out the status of Santa, he was over the ocean yet the total number of gifts delivered counter kept rising.  Who is Santa delivering to over the ocean?  NO ONE.  I think it is awful that the US government would lie about tracking Santa.  

If Woody had gone straight to the police, none of this would have happened.

If you're happy and you know it.....

if you're happy and you know it, go offline