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[#] Tue Apr 14 2015 18:26:39 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Zzyzx looks really cool ... as do all "modern ruins"

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 22:12:35 UTC from LoanShark

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HOW'M I FEELIN TODAY, BOSS?

Wet.

LOOK

You are in a maze of ocean waves, all alike. A single shark fin circles menacingly, at a constant radius of 10m, seemingly unaffected by the 3m swell.

[#] Wed Apr 29 2015 20:33:42 UTC from mo

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xyzzy!

 

Pufff!!

 

You are in a restaurant staring into your bowl of soup. The soup whirls around in the bowl, which the waiter set in front of you just a minute ago. You look up at your boss sitting opposite you. He is about to fire you, in the nicest possible way  - after you have eaten your lunch,



[#] Thu Apr 30 2015 20:09:07 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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FIRE BOSS

The Boss seems unfazed and stares intently across the room.

FIRE AT BOSS

You bust a cap in his mothafuckin' ass, bitch.

The Boss is lying on the floor dead. Other patrons of the restaurant are beginning to look annoyed that you are disturbing their peaceful lunch.

PAY FOR EVERYONE'S MEAL WITH BOSS'S CREDIT CARD

The other patrons of the restaurant seem satisfied with this response and go back to eating their meals.

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[#] Sun Nov 01 2015 00:31:50 UTC from zooer

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nothing happens



[#] Wed May 04 2016 12:21:58 UTC from zooer

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XYZZY!!!!!

XYZZY!!!!!

XYZZY!

XZZYY!

XZZYZ!

Please transport me somewhere else!



[#] Fri May 06 2016 17:03:24 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Maybe you should try "PLUGH" instead

[#] Fri May 06 2016 19:04:19 UTC from zooer

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PLUGH!, PLUGH! 


Why 2?  Because I still feel hollow inside.



[#] Wed Aug 31 2016 13:57:04 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Z

Time passes...

Z

Time passes...

Z

Time passes...

Suddenly, a Prius crashes through the front wall of the restaurant!

AM I STILL ALIVE

Yes.

KILL DRIVER

Done.

GET BATTERY

You remove the battery from the Prius.

E

You are standing outside the restaurant. Onlookers and law enforcement officers are converging on the scene.

E

You are a block away from the restaurant.

S

You turn the corner and head away from town.

INVEN

You are carrying:
The battery from a Prius
A smartphone
$30.65 in cash

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[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 12:39:48 UTC from LoanShark

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LIST DEMANDS

[#] Mon Oct 24 2016 12:54:37 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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The russian hackers (who are actually in Sacramento) tell you that they have kidnapped Shazam and encrypted her, and to get her back in cleartext you need to give them 1,543 in Bitcoin.

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[#] Sat Oct 29 2016 14:05:22 UTC from LoanShark

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CALL THE DONALD

[#] Mon Jan 30 2017 03:20:13 UTC from zooer

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The Donald saves Shazam, gets Mexico to pay for it, and the liberals protest in the streets.



[#] Thu Feb 02 2017 23:59:40 UTC from Shazam

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hmmph.  I suppose he's not ALL bad. 



[#] Tue Jun 27 2017 14:17:40 UTC from zooer

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I don't know where the discussion of elevators was so for the pleasure of Ignat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTsbFS4xmI

 

 



[#] Wed Jul 05 2017 14:00:24 UTC from zooer

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"YZZYX"



[#] Mon Jul 17 2017 13:34:58 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Nothing happens.



[#] Tue Jan 01 2019 12:11:08 UTC from zooer

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YKK



[#] Tue Aug 25 2020 06:57:27 UTC from vang

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A barn door closes discretely.



[#] Tue Aug 25 2020 06:58:42 UTC from vang

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A barn door closes discretely.