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[#] Tue Apr 14 2015 14:26:39 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Zzyzx looks really cool ... as do all "modern ruins"

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 18:12:35 EDT from LoanShark

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HOW'M I FEELIN TODAY, BOSS?

Wet.

LOOK

You are in a maze of ocean waves, all alike. A single shark fin circles menacingly, at a constant radius of 10m, seemingly unaffected by the 3m swell.

[#] Wed Apr 29 2015 16:33:42 EDT from mo

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xyzzy!

 

Pufff!!

 

You are in a restaurant staring into your bowl of soup. The soup whirls around in the bowl, which the waiter set in front of you just a minute ago. You look up at your boss sitting opposite you. He is about to fire you, in the nicest possible way  - after you have eaten your lunch,



[#] Thu Apr 30 2015 16:09:07 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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FIRE BOSS

The Boss seems unfazed and stares intently across the room.

FIRE AT BOSS

You bust a cap in his mothafuckin' ass, bitch.

The Boss is lying on the floor dead. Other patrons of the restaurant are beginning to look annoyed that you are disturbing their peaceful lunch.

PAY FOR EVERYONE'S MEAL WITH BOSS'S CREDIT CARD

The other patrons of the restaurant seem satisfied with this response and go back to eating their meals.

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[#] Sat Oct 31 2015 20:31:50 EDT from zooer

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nothing happens



[#] Wed May 04 2016 08:21:58 EDT from zooer

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XYZZY!!!!!

XYZZY!!!!!

XYZZY!

XZZYY!

XZZYZ!

Please transport me somewhere else!



[#] Fri May 06 2016 13:03:24 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Maybe you should try "PLUGH" instead

[#] Fri May 06 2016 15:04:19 EDT from zooer

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PLUGH!, PLUGH! 


Why 2?  Because I still feel hollow inside.



[#] Wed Aug 31 2016 09:57:04 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Z

Time passes...

Z

Time passes...

Z

Time passes...

Suddenly, a Prius crashes through the front wall of the restaurant!

AM I STILL ALIVE

Yes.

KILL DRIVER

Done.

GET BATTERY

You remove the battery from the Prius.

E

You are standing outside the restaurant. Onlookers and law enforcement officers are converging on the scene.

E

You are a block away from the restaurant.

S

You turn the corner and head away from town.

INVEN

You are carrying:
The battery from a Prius
A smartphone
$30.65 in cash

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