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XYZZY> Assemble a grill, obtain hot dogs, and cook them so I have something to eat with the sauerkraut. Good quality brown mustard is probably going to be needed as well.
Sorry, I can only handle one or two word commands.
XYZZY> HOT DOGS, BITCH
Sorry, I can only handle one or two word commands.
XYZZY> LOAD FULL_SENTENCE_INTERPRETER
elicitaciones, usted ha cargado el intC)rprete frase completa. Es posible que ahora me dirija con comandos de cualquier longitud.
Groo appears, extolling the benefits of the welfare state.
VOTE REPUBLICAN
Groo's head explodes, and he leaves the room.
W
You are standing in front of a church. Curly Surmudgeon appears, extolling the benefits of blowing up the church building.
take cross
cross taken
raise cross
cross held high
say 'Cogit virtus Christi!'
Curly Surmudgeon disappears in a puff of ugly black smoke.
put cross in sack
done
take nap
Curly reappears, and tells you that you are clinically insane for not being an asshole atheist like him.
(He's a recurring villain, you know.)
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North: Curly gets his genitals hacked. Curly wakes up in a dark room, dawn is just breaking outside. It is 5:59 am.
6:00am: Curly's pants light up, two nixie tubes start flashing and a cukoo pops out of his zipper: "cukoo, cukoo!"
Curly's head spins off, clockwise, and rolls around the floor, making suprising a convincing impression of a goldfish: (), |, (), |,().
ZzyzxYou appear on a deserted road in the desert.
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/03/a-town-named-zzyzx-in-california.html