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[#] Wed Mar 26 2014 07:38:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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XYZZY> Assemble a grill, obtain hot dogs, and cook them so I have something to eat with the sauerkraut. Good quality brown mustard is probably going to be needed as well.

Sorry, I can only handle one or two word commands.

XYZZY> HOT DOGS, BITCH

Sorry, I can only handle one or two word commands.

XYZZY> LOAD FULL_SENTENCE_INTERPRETER

elicitaciones, usted ha cargado el intC)rprete frase completa. Es posible que ahora me dirija con comandos de cualquier longitud.

[#] Wed Mar 26 2014 11:02:49 EDT from vince-q

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XYZZY> GPSUYA

Ouch, that hurt!

XYZZY>

[#] Tue Aug 05 2014 09:30:08 EDT from zooer

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A grue appears looking confused and out of place.

[#] Tue Aug 05 2014 11:15:48 EDT from fleeb

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douse lamp

[#] Tue Aug 05 2014 16:39:14 EDT from zooer

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Did you know there is a Colossal Cave android app? (was it mentioned before)

[#] Thu Aug 07 2014 14:20:53 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Groo appears, extolling the benefits of the welfare state.

VOTE REPUBLICAN

Groo's head explodes, and he leaves the room.

W

You are standing in front of a church. Curly Surmudgeon appears, extolling the benefits of blowing up the church building.



[#] Thu Aug 07 2014 16:20:05 EDT from vince-q

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take cross
cross taken
raise cross
cross held high
say 'Cogit virtus Christi!'
Curly Surmudgeon disappears in a puff of ugly black smoke.
put cross in sack
done
take nap

[#] Sat Aug 09 2014 11:34:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Curly reappears, and tells you that you are clinically insane for not being an asshole atheist like him.

(He's a recurring villain, you know.)

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[#] Sun Nov 23 2014 16:26:01 EST from mo

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North: Curly gets his genitals hacked. Curly wakes up in a dark room, dawn is just breaking outside. It is 5:59 am.

6:00am: Curly's pants light up, two nixie tubes start flashing and a cukoo pops out of his zipper: "cukoo, cukoo!"

Curly's head spins off, clockwise, and rolls around the floor, making suprising a convincing impression of a goldfish: (), |, (), |,().

 

 



[#] Sun Nov 23 2014 18:33:31 EST from zooer

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I have seen that scenario before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

[#] Fri Nov 28 2014 01:09:47 EST from ax25

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Thanks Zooer. I had previously wiped that from my memory.  I am glad you brought it up again :-)



[#] Sun Nov 30 2014 07:39:00 EST from mo

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The little dog bites you in the butt!

 

 



[#] Sun Nov 30 2014 10:37:33 EST from zooer

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The dog's name is Coopertone.

[#] Tue Dec 02 2014 01:47:44 EST from ax25

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Sit Coppertone, sit!



[#] Tue Dec 02 2014 13:16:24 EST from vince-q

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XYZZY> A growing mound of doggie "stuff" is seen accumulating. Command 'sit' misinterpreted.

[#] Fri Dec 26 2014 11:40:45 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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SELL DOGGIE "STUFF" ON E-BAY

Sold.

INVEN

You are carrying $1,000,000 in cold hard cash!

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[#] Tue Feb 24 2015 10:32:13 EST from zooer

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How the hell did I end up in this room? I studder the alphabet backwards and poof! I am here?

[#] Tue Feb 24 2015 12:34:47 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I don't understand that!

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[#] Tue Mar 24 2015 17:02:09 EDT from zooer

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Zzyzx

You appear on a deserted road in the desert.

http://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/03/a-town-named-zzyzx-in-california.html

[#] Thu Apr 09 2015 18:02:26 EDT from zooer

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inventory