Contact your local animal rescue/shelter.
Just kidding, I'm not THAT hard pressed. Sometimes alcohol and an inability to delete messages makes for a bad combination. :)
My husband may be the only hetero male who throws all the pussy out of the room before sex.
Sorry Sirius and Grace, you don't get to watch.
I told him, I'm codependent and I need companionship. And I told him if he doesn't give me the companionship I need, I'm going to get a dog. Even the worst dog is a good companion. I still don't think he gets it.
He needs to stop being such a pussy.
Caturday, Meow Monday, and Cinco De Meow, cats are taking over.
I like cats. I like dogs too. There will come a season when I have a dog again; I just don't have the time to properly take care of one right now.
Grumpy Cat has now happy.
Dead pussy is dead?
Oh, didn't know about that.
Urinary-tract infection's complications lead to the death. Lived 7 years.
Damned unlucky number.
Not enough lives, heh.
The article I read on the subject focused on the owner's significant financial loss as a consequence of the cat's death:
"Pet life insurance exists, but it's a rarely offered product and would be of little help to the owners of a famous pooch or kitty. It's not designed to cover losses related to pets who double as income-generators for their owners."
Hm. These folks gained $700,000 after winning a lawsuit against a coffee company that violated a licensing agreement with them, having to do with the cat.
So, er, I guess if you want to remain financially solvant on the long term, choose a pet that should live on the long term, like a turtle.
OTOH, 'Grumpy Turtle' doesn't exactly inspire much I guess.
Even so, it's doubtful anyone has ever made more money with their pussy.
Certainly not even Annie Sprinkle. You never see her mention anything about her pussy.
Frank Zappa said of her that America is better for her efforts, if that helps.
I think one can safely say that she fits into a classification of her own.
Yeah, that sounds like her. Definitely marches to her own drum there.
WHY? WHY? WHY does a cat standing on a hardwood floor run to the carpet to projectile vomit?