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[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 14:59:28 EST from winzlo

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(Did I just say that out loud!?)

[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 15:21:50 EST from zooer

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Contact your local animal rescue/shelter.



[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 16:56:02 EST from pandora

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My Kat is the best cat. also, the handsomest.

[#] Sat Jan 12 2019 20:01:58 EST from winzlo

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Ok, we all know the laws about beastiality in the real world, but what about...

Just kidding, I'm not THAT hard pressed. Sometimes alcohol and an inability to delete messages makes for a bad combination. :)

[#] Mon Feb 11 2019 15:16:09 EST from triLcat

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My husband may be the only hetero male who throws all the pussy out of the room before sex. 
Sorry Sirius and Grace, you don't get to watch. 



[#] Wed Feb 13 2019 15:47:01 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I frequently tell Sprite that he's my second-favorite pussy.

[#] Thu Feb 28 2019 18:00:09 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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St00pid cat. I shared my tuna with him and he still didn't keep me company at my desk yesterday, or this morning. So today I didn't share my tuna with him. I still don't think he gets it.

I told him, I'm codependent and I need companionship. And I told him if he doesn't give me the companionship I need, I'm going to get a dog. Even the worst dog is a good companion. I still don't think he gets it.

He needs to stop being such a pussy.

[#] Mon Mar 04 2019 10:55:40 EST from Ragnar Danneskjold

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Cats. Feh.

[#] Mon Mar 04 2019 11:05:03 EST from zooer

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Caturday, Meow Monday, and Cinco De Meow, cats are taking over.



[#] Tue Mar 05 2019 09:37:33 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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The Internet is definitely a cat place. :)

I like cats. I like dogs too. There will come a season when I have a dog again; I just don't have the time to properly take care of one right now.

[#] Fri May 17 2019 15:14:34 EDT from zooer

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Grumpy Cat has now happy.



[#] Sat May 18 2019 03:29:14 EDT from ParanoidDelusions

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Dead pussy is dead? 

Too soon? 

 



[#] Tue May 21 2019 07:18:23 EDT from fleeb

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Oh, didn't know about that.

Urinary-tract infection's complications lead to the death. Lived 7 years.

Damned unlucky number.

Not enough lives, heh.

The article I read on the subject focused on the owner's significant financial loss as a consequence of the cat's death:

"Pet life insurance exists, but it's a rarely offered product and would be of little help to the owners of a famous pooch or kitty. It's not designed to cover losses related to pets who double as income-generators for their owners."

Hm. These folks gained $700,000 after winning a lawsuit against a coffee company that violated a licensing agreement with them, having to do with the cat.

So, er, I guess if you want to remain financially solvant on the long term, choose a pet that should live on the long term, like a turtle.

OTOH, 'Grumpy Turtle' doesn't exactly inspire much I guess.

[#] Tue May 21 2019 10:30:47 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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The family executed the monetization of Grumpy Cat very well. They made millions selling and defending the brand. They'll continue to make some money, but obviously it'll die down eventually.

Even so, it's doubtful anyone has ever made more money with their pussy.

[#] Tue May 21 2019 13:44:29 EDT from fleeb

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Certainly not even Annie Sprinkle. You never see her mention anything about her pussy.

[#] Tue May 21 2019 15:32:02 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Am I going to regret doing a web search for that name?

[#] Thu May 23 2019 10:29:44 EDT from fleeb

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Maybe?

Frank Zappa said of her that America is better for her efforts, if that helps.
I think one can safely say that she fits into a classification of her own.

[#] Thu Jun 13 2019 10:21:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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The phrase "feminist stripper" is worth a chuckle or two.

[#] Fri Jun 14 2019 13:52:56 EDT from fleeb

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Yeah, that sounds like her. Definitely marches to her own drum there.

[#] Thu Aug 01 2019 08:47:10 EDT from zooer

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WHY? WHY? WHY does a cat standing on a hardwood floor run to the carpet to projectile vomit?



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