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[#] Mon Apr 23 2018 17:15:05 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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That's kind of what I thought afterwards. The mouse ended up inside a pussy, one way or another.

[#] Fri Jun 29 2018 15:59:27 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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I just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training". Feh. The examples they show are cartoonishly broad and the answers to the questions are obvious, so it's clear they just want to be able to check a box to show that employees received some sort of belittlement for legal reasons.

But I work from my home office most of the time, where my co-workers are cats. When one of them is sleeping on my desk, I work better when I am stroking a nice soft pussy. They really need to revise this thing.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 04:27:31 UTC from Decomposed <>

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Fri Jun 29 2018 11:59:27 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
I just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training".

Did they teach you how to sexually harass?  I've been hoping to learn.



[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 05:32:12 UTC from wizard of aahz

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I don't think any of us need to be taught.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 14:15:15 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Did they teach you how to sexually harass?  I've been hoping to
learn.

Basically they taught us how to sexually harass in the most cringeworthy way possible. Perhaps they assume that if everyone does it that way, it will guarantee rejection and reporting.

That's it ... the whole harassment thing is actually a secret strategy organized by the smooth operators, to protect their territory.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 20:40:21 UTC from Decomposed <>

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A man who flirts with a woman these days is:

 

A) A fool.

B) Dog meat.

C) Sexist.

D) All of the above.



[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 12:14:41 UTC from winzlo

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The last time I flirted with my office secretary, she drove me home. I'll leave the rest of that story to your [vsat] imagination...

[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 14:56:23 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Depends on the venue. On a college campus all men are automatically rapists.

[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 20:58:00 UTC from zooer

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and rap music sucks.



[#] Fri Sep 14 2018 08:50:14 UTC from winzlo

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To quote a line from Family Guy, doing a cutaway to Sean Connery and a female co-star... "You're going to have sex with me!" "No I'm not!" "Yes, you are." <repeated 5 more times> "Ok, let's go." "Se, 50 no's and a yes means yes."

Funny, yes. Practical, not in the slightest. That's why God created mace.

[#] Thu Sep 27 2018 19:36:53 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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My doctor said I have to get a cat scan. Which cat do I need to have scanned?
And how do I go about doing that ... just shove the cat onto a flatbed scanner and push the capture button?

[#] Thu Sep 27 2018 21:00:34 UTC from winzlo

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Go back to the early 90's and get a portable parrel port scanner. Saves you from constantly trying to hang onto that hairy beast. Besides, I've already tried. Each time I try to close the lid, the cat just slides off the side...

[#] Wed Oct 03 2018 15:46:10 UTC from fleeb <>

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'Capture' and 'Cat' in the same sentence?

Hmmm...

[#] Wed Oct 03 2018 16:30:35 UTC from zooer

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Big Clive's latest video has "meow" in the URL.



[#] Fri Oct 12 2018 13:49:09 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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It took a bit for me to figure out what you meant by that. Just the characters in the URL, but it isn't actually a cat video. I wanted to see a cat! I was hoping Fanny Flambeaux would make a triumphant return.

[#] Sun Oct 14 2018 09:20:23 UTC from winzlo

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...and the males of the tribe remain tormented to this day...

[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 02:39:44 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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So ... did anyone spend the last moments of 2018 tuned in to NBC, where they aired Chrissy Teigen talking about steam-cleaning her vagina instead of airing the ball dropping in New York?

That must have been fun. I'm glad we had a different network tuned in. There were small children in the room.

(Ok, maybe I'm a bit IGnorant because I'm male and cisgender and monogamous but ... what the actual f**k is that supposed to accomplish?)

[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 11:59:46 UTC from zooer

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Is that what all the fuss was about?  I heard that NBC ended the year on a bad production but I didn't know the details.  Wouldn't steam cleaning any part of the human body cause three degree burns?  

If I remember correctly last year one networks host smoked a joint on the live broadcast. 



[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 15:20:35 UTC from fleeb

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Eh... some kerfluffle about Cooper getting drunk and talking about his mother's sex life... meh...

[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 19:59:09 UTC from winzlo

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Boy am I in the need of this room . . .

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