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[#] Thu Oct 20 2016 14:00:54 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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There are some very weird sounds coming out of my pussy right now.



[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 06:57:08 EDT from fleeb

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It's haunted.

[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 14:39:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Naah, it's just congested.

[#] Wed Nov 16 2016 16:42:12 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: Meow!

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[#] Tue Jan 10 2017 14:42:07 EST from zooer

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Back at the end of May I adopted a new cat from one of the Human Societies in the country.  Not the local human society,  I saw the cat at Pet Smart and picked him up through a different facility.  About two days after we got him he managed to get the screen door open and made it out.  We looked all over, put up flyers, used the local facebook (yes) page for lost animals.  No luck.  Threel people said they saw the cat in this one neighborhood, no one captured him or called animal control.  This neighborhood was about a mile away, across a creek, across railroad tracks and across a freeway.  It could have crossed bridges and made it to that neighborhood but I didn't think so, the only reason I  kept looking was because three people said they saw it.  However cats are cats and unless it is out in the open you are not going to see a cat.  

We have fields and woods all around the neighborhood, a lot of foxes and other predatory animals. There is a neighborhood dog that was known for attacking other dogs.  After six months I gave up hope and figured he was gone.  We had some very cold weather the past few weeks and didn't think he would survive.  

I get a call this morning from the pet microchip company, the cat had been found and animal control had brought him in to the local human society.

He was fat and his fur seemed well taken care of.  I am sure someone was feeding him.  

So we have the cat back and microchips do work.



[#] Tue Jan 10 2017 16:41:27 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I get a call this morning from the pet microchip company, the cat had
been found and animal control had brought him in to the local human
society.

Is the "human society" anything like the Human League?

George Costanza would be proud.

[#] Tue Jan 10 2017 19:46:04 EST from Ladyhawke

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That's great news, Zoo - glad he was unharmed and made it home!



[#] Wed Jan 11 2017 12:30:24 EST from zooer

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Tue Jan 10 2017 04:41:27 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar
I get a call this morning from the pet microchip company, the cat had
been found and animal control had brought him in to the local human
society.

Is the "human society" anything like the Human League?

George Costanza would be proud.

Do you know who else makes comments like that? Rosie O'Donnell and Meryl Streep that's who! You are just like O'Donnell.

 

 

Tue Jan 10 2017 07:46:04 PM EST from Ladyhawke

That's great news, Zoo - glad he was unharmed and made it home!

Thank you Ladyhawke, I had given up.  I am thinking, and this is just a guess, someone was taking care of him and when they decided to go to Florida for the winter they called animal control and said it was a stray.



[#] Wed Jan 11 2017 15:22:22 EST from Ladyhawke

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Wed Jan 11 2017 12:30:24 PM EST from zooer
Tue Jan 10 2017 07:46:04 PM ESTfrom Ladyhawke 

That's great news, Zoo - glad he was unharmed and made it home!

Thank you Ladyhawke, I had given up.  I am thinking, and this is just a guess, someone was taking care of him and when they decided to go to Florida for the winter they called animal control and said it was a stray.

Always a possibility.  Yay for microchips!



[#] Wed Jan 11 2017 19:42:16 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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My wife is pestering me to put a pussy door in the garage, going to/from the outside, to complement the weatherproof pussy door that we already have between the garage and the rest of the house. She's hoping that if he can totally get himself in and out of the house any time he wants, he will stop begging for passage at weird hours, and maybe even stop shitting on the dining room floor.

I disagree. I think this pussy is just an asshole. (Yo dawg, I doubled your double entendre.)

To keep the racoons and skunks out, it has to be a pussy door with security features. The first generation ones used a simple magnet on the pussy's collar, but the new ones can read the RFID tag that a "chipped" pet is already carrying.
I think that's pretty darn cool.

There is already a microchip in my pussy, so I'm going to put it to good use.

[#] Thu Jan 12 2017 07:21:14 EST from fleeb

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Recent events have made it okay to just grab your wife's pussy and through it through the door.

[#] Thu Jan 12 2017 07:21:51 EST from fleeb

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Heh... 'throw' it through the door.

[#] Thu Jan 12 2017 09:15:31 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Recent events have made it okay to just grab your wife's pussy and
through it through the door.

My wife's pussy does contain a foreign object but it's there to keep her from getting pregnant, not to grant her access to the house. She has a key to the front door.

[#] Thu Jan 12 2017 13:08:17 EST from fleeb

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That's a very dextrous pussy to use a key for the front door.

[#] Thu Jan 12 2017 17:56:43 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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No, the pussy scratches at the door to be let in. What part of this are you not keeping up with? ;)

[#] Fri Jan 13 2017 07:14:26 EST from fleeb

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Your wife rubs her pussy on the front door when she has a key?

I'm... confused.

[#] Fri Jan 13 2017 09:07:10 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Actually it's my daughter's pussy. Especially when it's raining -- I have to deal with my daughter's wet pussy rubbing against the window.

[#] Fri Jan 13 2017 11:20:13 EST from fleeb

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I guess, since it's your own window, the neighbors don't complain.

[#] Fri Jan 13 2017 14:50:56 EST from fleeb

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Now that I think of it, I'm guessing your daughter's pussy is too young to know to use the front door.

[#] Fri Jan 13 2017 18:51:54 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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...and that's a problem, because it means we still have to deal with a smelly box.

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