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[#] Thu Jan 30 2014 11:29:15 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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http://www.jolokia.org/jayday-2013/

taking the paint out of jmx.



[#] Thu Jan 30 2014 12:20:16 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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pain!

another nice thing: hawt.io - once you use jolokia.



[#] Mon Feb 03 2014 06:33:00 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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as you may already have noticed I fell in love with collectd and graphite - nice to see

http://blog.docker.io/2013/07/effortless-monitoring-with-collectd-graphite-and-docker/

then happening :-]



[#] Mon Feb 03 2014 11:31:06 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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we use collectd extensively... the memory monitoring doesn't make sense out of the box - doesn't account for cache... great product though, you can work around that one issue with a perl script

[#] Sat Feb 22 2014 04:00:42 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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[#] Sun Feb 23 2014 14:46:36 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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This is *exactly* the sort of thing I try to explain sometimes.

You're juggling a lot of data in your head, and in the 'zone', when an interruption causes everything to just to 'poof'.

[#] Sun Feb 23 2014 20:29:40 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Yeah, ironic that they chose to use backtracking to illustrate the example. An instant classic comic.

See also, the nested-recursive discussion on "Agree to disagree" in Lobby>

[#] Fri Feb 28 2014 08:44:08 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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[#] Wed Mar 05 2014 15:37:32 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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omg

[#] Thu Mar 06 2014 00:05:29 EST from ax25 @ Uncensored

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So, is that like COBOL?



[#] Thu Mar 06 2014 08:39:11 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'd say COBOL made more sense.

[#] Thu Mar 06 2014 08:46:35 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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It's COBOL saying....


I'll be back.. which is a GoSub command I'd guess.


Ah. the days of COBOL. Computers were easy then.

[#] Mon Mar 10 2014 13:28:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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They just broke in different ways then.

[#] Tue Mar 11 2014 12:42:27 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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harhar...

omfg javascript

> "5" - 2

3

> "5" + 2

"52"

 

(found on teh intarwebs)



[#] Tue Mar 11 2014 21:18:57 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Fabulous!

[#] Tue Mar 11 2014 21:43:18 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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brilliant.

[#] Wed Mar 12 2014 22:45:05 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Give it a go from your browser.  It is real:

http://repl.it/languages/JavaScript

Funny stuff.



[#] Fri Jun 13 2014 03:50:19 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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I guess this is going to bring a lot of schadenfreude on IGs face:

 

http://blogs.telerik.com/blogs/14-06-12/announcing-nativescript---cross-platform-framework-for-building-native-mobile-applications

no c-carpet and ximian brats required anymore to write portable mobile apps..  Simply use javascript.



[#] Sat Jun 14 2014 19:50:46 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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What's bad for Ximian (or as they're known now, "Xamarin" -- although I prefer to simply call them "Microsoft") is generally good for everyone else. I actually happen to think that JavaScript is an extremely versatile language -- it's just C-like enough to make sense, but loosely-typed and garbage-collected enough to avoid all of the manual drudgery.

Of course, it's easy to abstract things like canvas layout and UI. This will get tough if they try to do things like integrate with the device's mail system, calendar, contacts, GPS, wifi, etc. Then it startes to get weird.

[#] Sun Jun 15 2014 03:59:36 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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yea, thats what our mobile programmers told me also. I guess thats a good thing to spot at phonegap or the see-carpet stuff.



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