[#] Wed Mar 22 2017 15:56:29 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored
So now you're as thin as a cord instead of thin as a whisker?
[#] Thu Mar 23 2017 09:03:58 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored
I'm like a cord with a beer belly.
[#] Mon May 01 2017 21:50:03 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
Like an extension cord? We can plug you in?
[#] Wed May 03 2017 16:24:44 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored
If you can get all my hair to stand on end (like Dingbat from the Boston Museum of Science, over by the van de Graaf exhibit) that'll be amusing. And scary.
[#] Wed May 03 2017 16:26:03 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored
Back OT, I may have lost a few pounds now. I've hardly had any alcohol at all since before the misbegotten Utah trip.
Kept up with the not-drinking because I recognize that drinking at home while recovering from a broken ankle, because I have nothing better to do... that way lies insanity.
[#] Sat Jun 10 2017 19:13:21 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
Outdoor outdoor ... I got the pool set up today.
Pool fail: the frame was so badly rusted it needed a complete replacement.
Pool win: it started raining, quite hard, just as I was getting ready to fill the pool.
Hot and humid today. If I had set up the pool last weekend it would have been a good day for swimming.
[#] Mon Jun 12 2017 23:06:01 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored
Drinking Gin and Tonics while filling the pool would've been a good idea.
Filling the pool with gin and tonic would be a better idea.
[#] Tue Jun 13 2017 12:35:58 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
I wanted to do that, but I wasn't able to find a four-foot-long lime wedge.
Wedge... not wedgie. That 'i' makes all the difference.
[#] Tue Jun 13 2017 22:40:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
So you've seen my swimsuit.
[#] Thu Nov 30 2017 19:11:33 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored
DPS Phantom - permanent, polymer base glide treatment for skis that looks like it will make most waxes obsolete.
A bit pricey, but very convenient, healthier and more environmentally friendly
[#] Thu Mar 01 2018 11:03:34 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
But is it bullet proof?
[#] Thu Mar 01 2018 14:30:35 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored
Does it blend?
Can it cut through a tin can, yet still slice a tomato like butter?
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