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[#] Thu Dec 11 2014 18:21:08 EST from the_mgt @ Uncensored

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That's why we have GPS in our mobiles: "The killer is 17,3 meters away!"



[#] Thu May 28 2015 15:01:56 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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So I'm looking at the trailers for "San Andreas" and trying to understand why it's being called a disaster movie. The idea of kommunist kalifornia's biggest cities getting demolished doesn't seem to have any downside.

[#] Fri May 29 2015 06:53:07 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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....because anything that comes out of Hollywood is a disaster.

[#] Fri May 29 2015 08:33:04 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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True.

Maybe they should start fixing the problem by getting rid of George Clooney.

http://nypost.com/2015/05/27/a-string-of-box-office-beatings-prove-george-clooney-is-not-a-star/ ]

 



[#] Wed Apr 27 2016 10:09:37 EDT from the_mgt @ Uncensored

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Neill Blomkamp, famous for District 9 (and maybe Elysium and Chappie) is working on an Alien sequel. I am not the biggest fan of the whole Alien and Predator franchise, but you can not ignore them either. I do very much like District 9 and I hope his Alien might be very entertaining.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/alien-5-neill-blomkamp-hints-resurrecting-grown-newt-upcoming-instalment-1556952 



[#] Tue May 16 2017 14:27:52 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Wait... George Martin is involved in Game of Thrones? Is that the same George Martin who worked at Mad Magazine, with the stylized character extending a pinky, etc.?

Oh, no... wait... that's Don Martin. Never mind.

[#] Tue May 16 2017 14:29:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Oh, and Game of Thrones is a television show, isn't it?

I swear, I haven't started that drinking regimen I suggested in the Health and Wellness room.

[#] Wed May 17 2017 09:32:19 EDT from kc5tja @ Uncensored

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I've been extremely successful at ignoring Alien(s.*)+ franchise.

[#] Fri May 19 2017 13:12:44 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Alien(s.*)? I'm kinda still stuck as Alfred Hitchcock movies.

[#] Sun May 21 2017 12:42:00 EDT from kc5tja @ Uncensored

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It's regular expression intending to cover Alien, Alien 2, Aliens, Alien Vs. Predator, Alien Breakfast Cereal, Alien Brand Personal Hygiene products, and so forth.

[#] Mon May 22 2017 09:57:01 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'm so totall gonna get Alien Oatmeal when it comes out.

[#] Tue May 23 2017 08:56:04 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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2017-05-17 09:32 from kc5tja @uncnsrd
I've been extremely successful at ignoring Alien(s.*)+ franchise.

If you've seen the original, you've seen them all.

Prometheus set a lot of high expectations for the latest film--which it failed to live up to. :-/

[#] Fri Aug 18 2017 18:17:38 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Evidently there is an upcoming movie on the Hallmark Channel that features both Lee Majors *and* Lindsay Wagner. But neither of them is bionic. What the ACTUAL fuck were they thinking?!?

[#] Fri Aug 18 2017 20:09:30 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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I think the walkers are bionic, or the tennis balls on the rear legs are radioactive.  



[#] Sat Aug 19 2017 20:17:05 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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IG - Why are you even knowing about what's on the Hallmark Channel?

[#] Mon Aug 21 2017 12:15:52 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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That channel is on in my home more than I care to admit. They have a lot of mystery genre stuff which my wife likes to watch. I'm not so sure about any mystery that doesn't include a talking Great Dane.

[#] Mon Aug 21 2017 15:30:27 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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ruh roh.

[#] Mon Aug 21 2017 16:48:36 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Mon Aug 21 2017 17:59:58 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I know I'm a few months late for this, but we've started watching the new season of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

For some reason, I thought it was doing to be difficult to stream.  I had contributed to the Kickstarter and during the end of the campaign they were talking about all sorts of hoops we might have to jump through to gain access to the show, but it seems that the final answer is "it's on Netflix."  Duh.

Yes, it is completely worthy of being called MST3K.  The sets and puppetry are just cheesy enough, the jokes and writing are just bad enough, and they have managed to capture the spirit of the older seasons even though it had been off the air for nearly two decades.