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[#] Sun Mar 30 2014 17:43:25 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Ig - You would know about being a pants.

[#] Sun Mar 30 2014 17:50:57 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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That's MAYOR McPANTS to you, mister.

[#] Sun Mar 30 2014 18:16:23 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Boo-Boo is Governor McPants!

[#] Mon Mar 31 2014 07:59:19 EDT from mo

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Y-Fronts!       Generalisimo Y-Fronts!   

Shaken, not stirred!

[#] Mon Mar 31 2014 10:34:51 EDT from zooer

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This is why I hate all politicians including the politicians of poopville.

[#] Mon Mar 31 2014 14:33:53 EDT from fleeb

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I mentioned to this guy at work that this year is the first year in hundreds of years that spring started on the 20th of March instead of the 21st of March.
He asked why, and I (erroneously) said that I thought it might have something to do with the earth's wobbly axis.

He described the earth as 'twerking'.

My impression of him has risen considerably for it.

[#] Tue Apr 01 2014 16:14:06 EDT from triLcat

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Wibbly wobbly twerky werky?

[#] Tue Apr 01 2014 20:51:52 EDT from ax25

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I have angst in my pants.

[#] Tue Apr 01 2014 21:00:39 EDT from Ladyhawke

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Hmm.  The earlier party sounded more fun...

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 00:41:51 EDT from ax25

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You should come up to speed.  I dismissed the Sparks back in the day, but they passed me by.  I would place them as "They Might Be Giants", only pre-dating them by 20 years or so.  If you liked TMBG, you should give the Sparks a listen.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 14:10:02 EDT from fleeb

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Tooth rwmoved.

Heading home.

Mouth is numb.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 14:21:21 EDT from Shazam

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If you got the tooth with you, don't forget to leave it under your pillow.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 14:21:45 EDT from Shazam

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but seriously, feel good. And take some pain medication to help you to that end.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 15:41:36 EDT from fleeb

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I'm home.

It's just numb right now... not sure how much pain I'll experience once the topical wears off. Hopefully not much, but they gave me some pain medication if I need it.

I don't feel inclined to talk much at the moment. Heh.

A shame that the tooth had to go, but, it was leading to infections.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 15:50:21 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Actually, Shazam, as I explained to my 4 year old niece.. You have to leave your tooth AND money under your pillow. Otherwise why would the tooth fairy take the tooth? Seriously. It's like garbage collection. We have to pay for that. Same thing with teeth.

Fleeb - Good luck sir. I finally found a dentist that caters to cowards like me and they saved me when I needed a root canal. They did a great job and I was even conscious through the entire experience.. Sometimes it's all about finding the right denties.

[#] Wed Apr 02 2014 17:08:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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If I had my way we wouldn't do any of the fictional characters (tooth fairy, satan claus, pagan bunny) but since others had already foisted this nonsense upon my children ... I always made sure to say "A tooth fairy" instead of "THE tooth fairy." This was convenient because different tooth fairies left different types of correspondence and different payouts.

It was also super convenient when my daughter lost a tooth while we were at Disney World. With a little help from the resort staff I was able to convince her that Tinkerbell is the acting tooth fairy on all Disney properties.

[#] Thu Apr 03 2014 18:51:19 EDT from triLcat

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So I told my daughter that we don't have a tooth fairy. 
We get a present from mommy when the first and last tooth fall out.

I cannot be bothered to sneak in and find teeth and all that...


She got a set of 3 lipglosses and 3 nail polishes, and all was well.

I remember what I got when I lost my first tooth - it was this plastic flower (tulip?) that had a doll inside, and when you poured water in the 'pot,' the petals opened. Of course, in the commercial, it looked like magic, whereas it was actually just the weight of the water, but whatever...

I loved that thing for at least 2-3 weeks! 

[#] Fri Apr 04 2014 12:20:09 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Happy Friday!

[#] Fri Apr 04 2014 22:05:54 EDT from ax25

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Happy Friday indeed.  No fish here.

[#] Sat Apr 05 2014 09:45:54 EDT from XxSwitchBladexX

Subject: Hello!

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Happy Saturday everyone!


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