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[#] Wed Jul 13 2016 21:22:55 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ok, well the lawnmower is fixed, and if I see any ninja cats on the lawn I'm going to just drive it right over them.

[#] Fri Jul 15 2016 17:24:44 UTC from LoanShark

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Time to do your snowblower maintenance; this winter is coming in like La Nina!

http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/us-la-nina-forecast-fall-winter-2016-2017/58306249

[#] Sat Jul 16 2016 18:22:33 UTC from Ladyhawke

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Please send the Ninja Cat to Massachusetts to pay a visit to my neighbor with the speedboat who likes to rev his engine at 6am....



[#] Tue Jul 26 2016 12:10:55 UTC from afschat

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yes



[#] Wed Jul 27 2016 22:19:32 UTC from zooer

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 zooer@-Desktop:~$ citadel bbs@uncensored.citadel.org
 Attaching to server...
 Can't connect: No such file or directory

 zooer@Desktop:~$ citadel uncensored.citadel.org
 Attaching to server...
 Can't connect: Connection refused

 


[#] Thu Jul 28 2016 14:28:36 UTC from wizard of aahz

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The Ninja Cat is protected by the dopey dog who will hug and lick you to death.

[#] Fri Jul 29 2016 12:54:23 UTC from zooer

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(* You may not actually die)



[#] Wed Aug 03 2016 03:41:11 UTC from ax25

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Roosevelt favors Gillett for governor of California.

(Figured I would give a headline that is as timely as the expired cert)

 



[#] Wed Aug 03 2016 10:51:59 UTC from zooer

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You know who else likes expired certs on her server?  Hitlery that's who!



[#] Mon Aug 08 2016 05:49:31 UTC from ax25

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But how does she clean her server?



[#] Mon Aug 08 2016 16:22:40 UTC from fleeb

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Poorly?

[#] Mon Aug 08 2016 17:30:42 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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"with a cloth"

[#] Tue Aug 09 2016 17:49:32 UTC from Animal

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Only appropriate answer.

[#] Thu Aug 11 2016 17:53:09 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Well it seems that the ninja cats paid us a visit again. Somehow they knocked out the power to my house without even disrupting the neighbors. I don't see any lines down, so I think they may have sabotaged my transformer. Those ninja cats are capable of doing some tricky things, considering that they don't even have opposable thumbs. (How do they put on high voltage gloves and hold the hotsticks?)

Thankfully, the generator seems to be capable of running one air conditioner.
I suspect the ninja cats did that for my wife, who cannot tolerate high heat and humidity.

[#] Thu Aug 11 2016 18:26:50 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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We just found out it was not the ninja cats who cut our power. It was a samurai squirrel.

And judging from the crispy remains of the samurai squirrel that they had to remove from the wires in order to restore our electricity, I'd say the squirrels are not quite as skilled as the cats.

[#] Thu Aug 11 2016 23:16:21 UTC from Ladyhawke

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Thu Jul 28 2016 10:28:36 AM EDT from wizard of aahz
The Ninja Cat is protected by the dopey dog who will hug and lick you to death.

This does not sound like adequate protection as it could result in increased Ninja Cat visitation.  

Well, except for the death part.  That part you can send to both major party candidates so we can start the election over.



[#] Mon Aug 15 2016 17:57:50 UTC from zooer

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When you bury a politician it contaminates the soil.



[#] Wed Aug 17 2016 21:43:56 UTC from Ladyhawke

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Oh is THAT where superfund sites come from!



[#] Thu Aug 18 2016 18:34:51 UTC from fleeb

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The grow from the toxic remains of dead politicians.

In some cases, the politicians don't have to be dead, either.

[#] Mon Aug 22 2016 00:24:55 UTC from wizard of aahz

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Ninja cats mourn the death of their squirrely comrade, but note that he was warned about touching only one power line at a time.

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