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[#] Sat Dec 21 2013 12:02:22 EST from triLcat @ Uncensored

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can't decide if it's cool or dreadful

 



[#] Tue Dec 24 2013 11:34:59 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Both, with effects that cancel each other out.

All of the coolness points you get for having a Segway, are erased by the Vespa style.

If you're going to ride a "cute scooter" it's got to be a Yamaha Vino, not a wannabe like a Vespa.



[#] Fri Dec 27 2013 08:30:27 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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imho coolness of segway is gone for 10 years.

they found their niches, but mostly for carying overwheight tourists through cities (yak)

and... to me the vino always looked like a cheap knockoff an old vespa.



[#] Thu Jan 09 2014 18:25:04 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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[#] Sun Jan 12 2014 23:42:54 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Actually I think it was the metric system that killed those people.

[#] Sat Feb 08 2014 07:58:43 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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some guy standing at an intersection which seems to have often accidents, doing a video explaining why... and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gquMdLOnI_0

see yourself (german speaker, but you'll get the message ;-)



[#] Sat Feb 08 2014 08:18:57 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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You can turn on caption, and translate the captions to English. This will not help but you can do this.

[#] Sun Jun 22 2014 17:57:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I am the proud owner of a brand new oil pan for my car. While I was in New Jersey the old one got rusty enough to develop a pinhole leak.

One of my cow-orkers said "You usually don't see oil pans rust, because they're always, y'know, filled with oil."

I blame New Jersey, of course.

During my trip, I went into a K-Mart to buy some extra oil to keep it topped off until I got home. While there I discovered something that most people probably know, but I didn't because I'm a dork: there is such a thing as aftermarket universal replacement hubcaps. Silly me thought that I would have to go directly to Mitsubishi to replace the hubcaps that were stolen when I was in Waterbury (which is in Connecticut, but I blame New Jersey for that too).

So now I have four new hubcaps with cute red trim to match my red car.

[#] Sun Jun 22 2014 19:14:19 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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They let you into New Jersey???????????????????

[#] Sun Jun 22 2014 22:40:04 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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So now I have four new hubcaps with cute red trim to match my red car.

....and here I figured you for "Hello Kitty" hubcaps. For your daughter of course... yeah.

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 13:14:35 EDT from Shazam @ Uncensored

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I'm sure Mitsubishi would be disappointed to know yet another potential customer learned about after market parts.
the oil pan probably rusted from the bottom of it being exposed to things like salt, all winter.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 12:36:41 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Sun Jun 22 2014 07:14:19 PM EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS
They let you into New Jersey???????????????????

I remain amazed he managed to get out.....



[#] Thu Jun 26 2014 15:04:49 EDT from the_mgt @ Uncensored

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The gasoline pipe on my care was rusting once. I only noticed after a few days. When you drive to another town and get out of the car and notice that gasoline smell you already noticed when you got to your car in the other town, there has to be a correlation. Looking under the car, there was a surprisingly large amount leaking. I tried to avoid the guys throwing burning cigarettes out of their cars while driving to the garage.



[#] Sat Jun 28 2014 11:48:45 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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....and here I figured you for "Hello Kitty" hubcaps. For your daughter
of course... yeah.

Nope, actually we are, er, I mean she is into My Little Pony. Somehow I doubt I would survive pulling up into the parking lot at work in a car whose wheels are adorned with Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Apple Jack (with Fluttershy on the spare, of course).

Also, K-Mart didn't have them.

[#] Thu Aug 07 2014 13:46:09 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Well, after 23 years of safe driving, I got my first speeding ticket yesterday.

And it's a doozy. 61 in what I thought was a 55, but was actually a 30.
Who the hell puts a 30 MPH limit on a six lane divided highway anyway?

The officer was really angry too. I wasted 20 seconds of his life looking for a safe place to pull off the road instead of stopping in the middle of traffic like he apparently wanted me to. Since he obviously doesn't care about safety, I hope he wrecks his patrol car very soon. And since he doesn't care about basic human decency, I hope his wife beats the crap out of him on a daily basis and that his kids hate his guts. Really, there's no excuse for yelling at an otherwise safe driver who simply made a mistake.

Everyone may now commence with your best "how to deal with a speeding ticket" strategies. I'm willing to spend any amount of money to keep the black marks on my license and insurance minimized.

[#] Thu Aug 07 2014 14:23:55 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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owies.. is a doozy. Which road? So I know for the future? Not the Taconic is it???

[#] Fri Aug 08 2014 11:03:04 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Route 100 (Central Avenue) in Yonkers. A six lane divided highway, speed limit 30 MPH, go figure. Yonkers is a cesspool anyway, they really ought to move Micro Center to a real town.

I really do hope the officer died in a car fire (for real) on the way home that evening.

[#] Fri Aug 08 2014 11:21:23 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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I really do hope the officer died in a car fire (for real) on the way

home that evening.



If he did then you can't be convicted....

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