Where's that? My geography isn't very good.

Where's America? That's easy. Look for the places painted deep red on an election map.

So, a little east of Europe?

Where's America? That's easy. Look for the places painted deep red

on an election map.

And I understand the final line of the Star Spangled Banner is being re-written in those areas to say "the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brains!"

Feb 2 2014 9:24am from zooer @uncnsrd
Why would they keep the word "free"?

Because they ***woundn't*** have an Obama-like nanny government telling them when they could wipe their ass or what sized soft drink they'd be allowed to buy, or any number of other lib-tard nonsense regulations.

For starters.

You have to start somewhere.
And right now, "somewhere" is getting rid of Obama.

If he were a Republican he would have been impeached 2 years ago.
If he were Nixon, make that four years ago.

But, bad as he is, Hitlery Clin-Ton would be infinitely worse.

OH GODS!!


Someone please save me from this user.. It's 9:45 and I'm already considering alcohol.

Thought you were a nymph worshipper more than a Bacchus worshipper. Or is it "all of the above"

I do not worship nymphs. I just enjoy them.

Nymphs and alcohol? Where do we show up for the Aahz party?

Just follow the yellow brick road.

Actually, just won a party at Howl at the Moon in Boston.. Am thinking about it.

In July, I submitted to this stupid test to help them ascertain if I was good enough for the job. I was told I wasn't.

Today, I got the *same* *exact* *test* for another position that earns less income. I looked over my answers, made certain changes, and submitted it.
I passed their test this time.

The changes I made were of a nature where my original answer was in some ways more correct than the changes I made today. Whoever created this test doesn't seem to know what the fuck they're doing, and it cost me a lot of money.

"If this company is a bowl of ice cream, and you are a topping, how willing are you to work 168 hours per week at minimum wage?"

I'm an employer now. I don't hate employees. I really don't. But what a bunch of whiners, seriously, they're as bad my kids. And everybody wants to be paid off the books. The young ones, who are 20 or 21, when they get their first pay check are always so shocked at the taxes. Then they get angry at me, because I issue the checks. Sorry, kiddies! That's the Real World for you. I get a pay check with taxes taken out too. That's life, suck it up.

They *should* be angry about the taxes. And they ought to be taking pitchforks and torches to the high-taxing commies who made it that way.