https://chia.com/chia-golden-girls/

My conclusion is that these were sitting in a warehouse waiting for
Betty White to die so they could try and sell them again.

...except for that pesky little complication that Betty White isn't actually dead.

It seems that she was the victim of a hoax that lit up the cesspool called the Internet a couple of days ago.

Heh... missed that rumor.

Like the Abe Vigoda one, except now he's actually gone.

New term:

"Wi-Fu"

It is a cross between wi-fi and kung-fu. If you have wi-fu, you can kick someone in the head from a distance, using digital radio.

Honda and Hyundai should merge and form a new company called Hondai.

I really like the phrase "balls to the wall". It *sounds* like you're saying something crude, but if anyone complains you can explain the phrase's actual origin in aeronautics.

Although I rather like the crude image it evokes when you maintain a dirty mind.

I have no desire to be awake right now.

Yet, I'm sitting before my desk, at the office, staring at the screens of my computer, trying to wrestle with my mind to choose which set of impossible tasks to focus on today.

I swear, I should stop wearing this nice outfit with my vest, dress slacks, and dress shirt, and start wearing elaborate robes with mystic symbols and a wide brimmed, pointy hat. To others, I appear to make as much sense, mumbling cryptic mystic words like "decouple authentication and authorization using LDAP so we can build discrete services", which might as well be "non vivam ultra, sed descendam in infernum, plorans."

All while having this glazed expression in my own eye, as I stare off into the void, seeing things only I can see, and trying to draw them out into the real world.

Flick and Swish

Wingardium Levioso

That looks like Latin for 'Windows sucks.'

There are two types of people in the world:

1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set

... and the people who love them!

The name of the country called "Tanzania" is pronounced "tan-zah-NEE-ah".
I do not approve. It looks like it should be pronounced "tan-ZAY-nee-ah".
They should change it.

Tan-zany-ah!

After growing up on Looney Tunes I'm still impressed that Tasmania is a real place.

So full.. Must eat less on Friday nights.

My friends and I usually have a good food orgy on Saturday. I eat so much that I don't have breakfast nor lunch the following day. It is very cost-efficient.

Friday night dinners can be a little exciting.

I don't feel I can eat the way I did before I started eating more responsibly.

No more food orgies for me, sadly. I think they were almost literally killing me.

I remember chatting with Mr.T once, where he said we've taught ourselves to eat too much. Gads, but he was right.

(For those relatively new here, Mr.T used to frequent Uncensored, but isn't the actor you might think from that name).